The Anti-joke thread

[QuéOnda]

I'm into anti-jokes. What is an anti-joke, you ask? Well, the basic idea of an anti-joke is that there is no joke, but it's still funny. Here are some examples:
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Being raped by a Triceratops.

What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today?
Scream for help and scratch at the top of his coffin.

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon?
Suffocate and die.

What did one elephant say to the other elephant?
Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster?
One is an electronic appliance and the other is a presidential candidate.

What is green and has wheels?
A dolphin
I lied about it having wheels.
I lied about it being green.
I lied about the whole thing.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree?
It was dead.

Post your anti-jokes here!