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Offline 神

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I am not dead
« on: June 13, 2015, 08:31:23 PM »
I wanted to let you know that I have actually become god, then resurrected and am now growing an even larger penis.

Thank you for the attention.
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t͕̬̱̣̻he̘̳͍̯͇ͥ̾ ͇̉̋ĥ̖ͣi̘͕̙v͉̆̉e̠͓̐̔ ͕͍̺̝̑͛ͪṃ̯̳͙͗́i̓͑͌̿ͥ̐n̯͉̥̘͚͎̹ͮ͑̏ͤd̙̗̫̓ ̟̝̼͌̉́͑rͦ̋͗̃̐͛e̪̅p͂r̯̙̙̿e̳̟͔͔̼͍̪̅ͪͬ̔͛́̚s̰͈̭̞̭̥̃̐ͤ̽ͤĕ͕̹̙͒͆͒̍n͈̠̣ͪ̇ͩ͆ͩͅṯ͍̟͕̮͆̑͛̐͛ị̭̟̮̍̆ͥ̂̈́̅n̯͙̯̝̗͑͐̓g̻̠͊̂́ͤ ̂̄̒͌ͮ̐́̄̈̿̈ͫp̦̜͇̝̈͌̈ͭ̐̌s̜̼̪̪͍̩y̑ͪ̏ĉ̤͉̆h̹̫͖̱͙͉͙ȍ͐̅t͚̝ị̺̳ͮͬͬ̀ͅc͖̭͖̣̱͂͊̆ ̰̤̞̬̠̳̇ć̻̱͙͎̘̲̰hȃ̩͔̿̎͂̂̚o̦̱̩ś̹̗̥̤̝ͅ,̫͚̥͎͚͇͓͗ͬͪ͆ ͥ̃̌̀̉̈́h̋̾͛͗e̜ ͚̥̞̫̠ͫͮ͛̿c̈o͈͖͋̔͂̀ͬm̠̩̣ͧe̮ͯͪs̳̞̘͇͎̳͉̈́̃͂ ̞̎ͯh̖͚́̈̑̓̋ë̟̻̼̩́ͧͩ̎͛ ̯̲̖͕̖̘͉c͕o̻̝̰͓̙ͯ͋̃̊̈́͂̏m̬̩̃e̯͆̆͒ͩs̲ ̜͔̭͎s̼̟̰͉͈̅̒͂̎̿ͤo͈͖͋̔͂̀ͬo͈͖͋̔͂̀ͬn͈̠̣ͪ̇ͩ͆ͩͅ

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Re: I am not dead
« Reply #1 on: June 13, 2015, 08:56:44 PM »
OMG!! YAY YOU'RE BACK!! :GA: I'm so excited, I'm cyber e-dry humping your leg right now.  :zoinks:
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Re: I am not dead
« Reply #2 on: June 13, 2015, 09:22:05 PM »
Welcome back.
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Re: I am not dead
« Reply #3 on: June 14, 2015, 01:46:08 AM »
Well hello.

Congratulations on your growth. Do provide more information. What are the measures, in circumference and length, both in flaccid and proud state?
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Re: I am not dead
« Reply #4 on: June 14, 2015, 01:49:22 AM »

Here's a parade of gods for you.
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Quote from: DirtDawg on July 05, 2016, 01:04:21 AM
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Re: I am not dead
« Reply #5 on: June 14, 2015, 03:20:27 AM »
Wonderful news.
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Re: I am not dead
« Reply #6 on: June 14, 2015, 01:06:28 PM »
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Re: I am not dead
« Reply #7 on: June 14, 2015, 01:15:55 PM »
Quote from: hykeaswell on June 14, 2015, 01:49:22 AM

Here's a parade of gods for you.

 :lol1:   :plus:
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Re: I am not dead
« Reply #8 on: June 14, 2015, 01:30:00 PM »
Why do you have meterosexual tendencies? Usual those are the ones who are concerned about their appearance, and general "confidence".
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Re: I am not dead
« Reply #9 on: June 14, 2015, 07:07:14 PM »
Had signatures turned off for a long time, so not certain if ever noticing yours before. How was the text created? What does it mean?


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Re: I am not dead
« Reply #10 on: June 14, 2015, 07:19:46 PM »
What is the English phonetic pronunciation of the symbol for your username; would rather discontinue the practice of referring to you as: what's his name.
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Re: I am not dead
« Reply #11 on: June 14, 2015, 07:20:45 PM »

:poop:
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Re: I am not dead
« Reply #12 on: June 15, 2015, 01:24:58 AM »
Did you leave again?

Are you the sensitive type?
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I can do upside down chocolate moo things!

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Re: I am not dead
« Reply #13 on: June 15, 2015, 04:43:42 AM »
Quote from: hykeaswell on June 15, 2015, 01:24:58 AM
Did you leave again?

Are you the sensitive type?

I fear he may be dead.  :zoinks:
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Re: I am not dead
« Reply #14 on: June 15, 2015, 07:11:59 PM »
Quote from: Gopher Gary on June 15, 2015, 04:43:42 AM
Quote from: hykeaswell on June 15, 2015, 01:24:58 AM
Did you leave again?

Are you the sensitive type?

I fear he may be dead.  :zoinks:

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