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Offline DirtDawg

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Re: Introducing myself
« Reply #45 on: January 02, 2007, 10:08:43 PM »

... I may be inclined to change my moniker yet!  It would be a phase of growth! 

Exactly - a phase of growth.
Be mindful, though, that you could be among the denomination of people who do not rebound predictably or positively when subjected to exposure therapy. The possibility exists that you could retrogress, by dizzying yourself with enormous or exorbitant changes, too abruptly. Some find change for change sake or even change because of accumulating boredom, particularly taxing, aggravating or possibly burdensome. Take heed and step vigilantly as you advance.



Do I sound like a sage and meticulous resource, now?
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Re: Introducing myself
« Reply #46 on: January 03, 2007, 04:01:54 AM »
It's not about growth. It's about confusion. So there.

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Re: Introducing myself
« Reply #47 on: January 03, 2007, 06:26:29 AM »
I find change and growth confusing.  And painful.  You should see my childhood.  I'm forced to look at it almost daily.  And its not pretty.

DirtDawg sums up a normal day at school for me: "....you could retrogress, by dizzying yourself with enormous or exorbitant changes, too abruptly....".  And then I'd go to lunch.

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Re: Introducing myself
« Reply #48 on: January 03, 2007, 08:54:46 AM »
That response was typed with my jaw jutting straight out, an aged, scholarly grimace on my face, the pretense of searching mentally through an occassional "Hhrrumph" and "uhhhummm" for just the right choice of wording, all the while, pacing slowly and pausing for increased dramatic emphasis on the high points. I'm not any of that stuff, except the aged part, so it was a failed attempt at humor.
Growing in spite of the confusion of change was meant to be a kind of joke, but like a smashed thumb, it's not always funny.
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Re: Introducing myself
« Reply #49 on: January 03, 2007, 01:01:35 PM »

... I may be inclined to change my moniker yet!  It would be a phase of growth! 

Exactly - a phase of growth.
Be mindful, though, that you could be among the denomination of people who do not rebound predictably or positively when subjected to exposure therapy. The possibility exists that you could retrogress, by dizzying yourself with enormous or exorbitant changes, too abruptly. Some find change for change sake or even change because of accumulating boredom, particularly taxing, aggravating or possibly burdensome. Take heed and step vigilantly as you advance.



Do I sound like a sage and meticulous resource, now?

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 That response was typed with my jaw jutting straight out, an aged, scholarly grimace on my face, the pretense of searching mentally through an occassional "Hhrrumph" and "uhhhummm" for just the right choice of wording, all the while, pacing slowly and pausing for increased dramatic emphasis on the high points. I'm not any of that stuff, except the aged part, so it was a failed attempt at humor.
Growing in spite of the confusion of change was meant to be a kind of joke, but like a smashed thumb, it's not always funny.

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The responses, both of them were EXTREMELY funny, I LIVE for this kinda stuff.

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Re: Introducing myself
« Reply #50 on: January 03, 2007, 01:04:14 PM »
quick dawg, we need more.  drifting blizzard is holding his breath.
Why are you such a stupid asshole?
Would you really like to know?
Well pay your fee remove your clothes and Yvette will show you how
You went to school where you were taught to fear and to obey, be cheerful, fit in, or someone might think you're weird
Life can be perfect
People can be trusted
Someday, I will fall in love; a nice quiet home of my very own
Free from all the pain
Happy and having fun all the time
It never happened, did it?

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Re: Introducing myself
« Reply #51 on: January 03, 2007, 01:56:30 PM »
I think I'm experiencing man-love?! :o

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Re: Introducing myself
« Reply #52 on: January 11, 2007, 03:05:37 PM »
Judging by your shitty blog, you seem to be of English origin.

Who else would waste their time slating British papers in order to be funny when, in actuality, they're not?

Sorry, but I'm not quite sure who your insult is aimed at, and I'd hate to miss out on being offended. 

Oh, that's just Peaguy (peegai)..... He's a bit of a troll, but a humorous one, so we keep him around for entertainment value.
You could ignore ignore him, since he's not even talking to you.
Alternatively, you could pick and choose which parts of the insult you would be offended at and claim them as yours. Then, procede to rip the skin off his back for a rug and shred his ass to make shoe laces, take the bone out of his head and shrink it into the cutest little salt shaker you ever saw, use hs feet as door stops and feed the tough parts to your pet, all non-confrontationally, of course.

Don't worry, I'm aware of his reputation. : )

At last -- a girl notices me! :o

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Re: Introducing myself
« Reply #53 on: January 11, 2007, 04:21:28 PM »
 :eyebrows: