Here is a haiku, if you want it, to go with the sponge:
Daughter, here's a sponge
Did you bathe in a puddle?
You're a dirty mess
Just read it to her. 
It's good to see children these days with an appreciation for classic literature.
What does Stinkerslavond mean? 
It means that you don't speak Dutch.
St Nicolaas has been very kind to me this year.
Did you get a special poem about your bovine excellency? 
I got a candle-holder with candle, glued on a package with chocolate. And, on a reclining chair, also glued on the package a stuffed cow toy was sitting, watching the candle.
And it came with a poem about it being time to relax a little.
Got a puzzle book to train my slow and forgetful brain. (with poem working that out, of course.)
And a book with all kinds of sweet things written and drawn in it especially for this little bovine. Not the average feel good book that can be bought, but made for me.
So, the saint has been really good to me this year.
The saint was really good to the others too.
Fuck yeah! Soon, your hoard will rival CBC's.
Getting a homemade book is nice.
