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Re: What stupid stuff are you laughing your ass off at now?
« Reply #15 on: September 02, 2014, 03:34:35 PM »
Quote from: Lestat on September 02, 2014, 04:20:14 AM
Cook the donkey? hmm...donkey chunks, lightly poached in their own fermented piss.

Yum yum :P

IMO proper homemade lemonade should be a cloudy, pale off-whitish color. Proper real lemonade (as opposed to blasphemies like the nauseatingly sickly 'sprite' or '7-up') is lovely, especially served with a frosting of sugar on the rim of the glass and a couple of slices of lime, with a splash of lime juice. Makes a lovely mixer for some chilled vodka as well. Food colouring? guy is a dozy wanker if he imagines that for one moment anybody is likely to bottle up piss to drink. Not a nigger is he? possibly have to be a wog to get the genes for quite so severe stupidity.

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Re: What stupid stuff are you laughing your ass off at now?
« Reply #16 on: September 02, 2014, 03:40:53 PM »
Quote from: hykeaswell on September 02, 2014, 03:43:51 AM
Quote from: couldbecousin on September 01, 2014, 06:18:30 PM
  I want a human to cook me something!  :squiddy:

With your home brewed donkeypiss?

It could be the centerpiece of a gourmet meal. :P

If CBC brews some jenkem, she'll have an unbeatable combination. :trollface:
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Re: What stupid stuff are you laughing your ass off at now?
« Reply #17 on: September 02, 2014, 03:45:13 PM »
  I'm not Googling "jenkem."  No sir, not I.  :angel:
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Re: What stupid stuff are you laughing your ass off at now?
« Reply #18 on: September 02, 2014, 04:42:44 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on September 02, 2014, 03:45:13 PM
  I'm not Googling "jenkem."  No sir, not I.  :angel:

Why not? :zoinks:
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Quote from: DFGL on October 20, 2013, 05:15:22 PM
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Re: What stupid stuff are you laughing your ass off at now?
« Reply #19 on: September 02, 2014, 04:46:48 PM »
Quote from: Semicolon on September 02, 2014, 04:42:44 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on September 02, 2014, 03:45:13 PM
  I'm not Googling "jenkem."  No sir, not I.  :angel:

Why not? :zoinks:

  Becaue you posted it.  We're aware of your ongoing unsavory activities online.  :police:
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Re: What stupid stuff are you laughing your ass off at now?
« Reply #20 on: September 02, 2014, 06:00:08 PM »
Quote from: Semicolon on September 02, 2014, 04:42:44 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on September 02, 2014, 03:45:13 PM
  I'm not Googling "jenkem."  No sir, not I.  :angel:

Why not? :zoinks:

Why the hell must I always google stuff like this? :zombiefuck:

Don't do it CBC...don't do it. :GA:
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Re: What stupid stuff are you laughing your ass off at now?
« Reply #21 on: September 02, 2014, 06:21:12 PM »
Quote from: Icequeen on September 02, 2014, 06:00:08 PM
Quote from: Semicolon on September 02, 2014, 04:42:44 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on September 02, 2014, 03:45:13 PM
  I'm not Googling "jenkem."  No sir, not I.  :angel:

Why not? :zoinks:

Why the hell must I always google stuff like this? :zombiefuck:

Don't do it CBC...don't do it. :GA:

  I learned my lesson last week, with "santorum."  :sick:


   Have some wine for your bravery!  :wine:
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Re: What stupid stuff are you laughing your ass off at now?
« Reply #22 on: September 02, 2014, 06:40:15 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on September 02, 2014, 06:21:12 PM
I learned my lesson last week, with "santorum."  :sick:

:LMAO:
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Re: What stupid stuff are you laughing your ass off at now?
« Reply #23 on: September 02, 2014, 08:45:21 PM »
1. That I'm a 24 year old virgin who lives in his mother's basement

2. That I used to be afraid of my own Grandmother

3. I still think that Mormons are crazy

4. That Squirrel will not stop stalking me!

5. My Dog is Gullible

6. That I still haven't gotten tickets to Yawnfest

7. That I am making this a list

8. That is all
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Re: What stupid stuff are you laughing your ass off at now?
« Reply #24 on: September 02, 2014, 08:57:01 PM »
Quote from: Icequeen on September 02, 2014, 06:00:08 PM
Quote from: Semicolon on September 02, 2014, 04:42:44 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on September 02, 2014, 03:45:13 PM
  I'm not Googling "jenkem."  No sir, not I.  :angel:

Why not? :zoinks:

Why the hell must I always google stuff like this? :zombiefuck:

Don't do it CBC...don't do it. :GA:

Do it. :trollface:

Quote from: couldbecousin on September 02, 2014, 06:21:12 PM
Quote from: Icequeen on September 02, 2014, 06:00:08 PM
Quote from: Semicolon on September 02, 2014, 04:42:44 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on September 02, 2014, 03:45:13 PM
  I'm not Googling "jenkem."  No sir, not I.  :angel:

Why not? :zoinks:

Why the hell must I always google stuff like this? :zombiefuck:

Don't do it CBC...don't do it. :GA:

  I learned my lesson last week, with "santorum."  :sick:


   Have some wine for your bravery!  :wine:

:laugh:

Why were you looking for santorum? :zoinks:
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Re: What stupid stuff are you laughing your ass off at now?
« Reply #25 on: September 02, 2014, 09:03:54 PM »
Rick Santorum????
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Re: What stupid stuff are you laughing your ass off at now?
« Reply #26 on: September 02, 2014, 09:10:25 PM »
Quote from: Genesis on September 02, 2014, 09:03:54 PM
Rick Santorum????

No santorum.

...and I just googled it.  :GA: :GA: :GA: :GA:
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Re: What stupid stuff are you laughing your ass off at now?
« Reply #27 on: September 02, 2014, 09:17:30 PM »
OMG!!!! WHAT THE FUCK!?!
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Re: What stupid stuff are you laughing your ass off at now?
« Reply #28 on: September 02, 2014, 09:24:47 PM »
 :grrr:
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Re: What stupid stuff are you laughing your ass off at now?
« Reply #29 on: September 02, 2014, 09:47:15 PM »
I can't help it! I think it's hysterical!!
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