In a bid to save money, the nhs are telling couples seeking IVF to go and fuck themselves
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Quote from: Some_Bloke on May 29, 2014, 05:58:20 AMQuote from: odeon on May 28, 2014, 04:18:25 PMQuote from: Some_Bloke on May 27, 2014, 03:42:00 AMUKIP scares me. I predict that the possible first moves of Nigel Farage if he becomes Prime Minister will be the following:1) Remove the UK from the EU 2) Deportation/Very strict immigration3)Major changes to the education system4)Actions against multiple religions5)Ban the equal marriage actHe's a nutcase and while he might make a dent, he won't ever become Prime Minister.God I hope you're right I suppose we'll find out in 2015.There are so many other options so why only worry about the unlikely ones?
Quote from: odeon on May 28, 2014, 04:18:25 PMQuote from: Some_Bloke on May 27, 2014, 03:42:00 AMUKIP scares me. I predict that the possible first moves of Nigel Farage if he becomes Prime Minister will be the following:1) Remove the UK from the EU 2) Deportation/Very strict immigration3)Major changes to the education system4)Actions against multiple religions5)Ban the equal marriage actHe's a nutcase and while he might make a dent, he won't ever become Prime Minister.God I hope you're right I suppose we'll find out in 2015.
Quote from: Some_Bloke on May 27, 2014, 03:42:00 AMUKIP scares me. I predict that the possible first moves of Nigel Farage if he becomes Prime Minister will be the following:1) Remove the UK from the EU 2) Deportation/Very strict immigration3)Major changes to the education system4)Actions against multiple religions5)Ban the equal marriage actHe's a nutcase and while he might make a dent, he won't ever become Prime Minister.
UKIP scares me. I predict that the possible first moves of Nigel Farage if he becomes Prime Minister will be the following:1) Remove the UK from the EU 2) Deportation/Very strict immigration3)Major changes to the education system4)Actions against multiple religions5)Ban the equal marriage act
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Quote from: odeon on May 29, 2014, 10:42:26 PMQuote from: Some_Bloke on May 29, 2014, 05:58:20 AMQuote from: odeon on May 28, 2014, 04:18:25 PMQuote from: Some_Bloke on May 27, 2014, 03:42:00 AMUKIP scares me. I predict that the possible first moves of Nigel Farage if he becomes Prime Minister will be the following:1) Remove the UK from the EU 2) Deportation/Very strict immigration3)Major changes to the education system4)Actions against multiple religions5)Ban the equal marriage actHe's a nutcase and while he might make a dent, he won't ever become Prime Minister.God I hope you're right I suppose we'll find out in 2015.There are so many other options so why only worry about the unlikely ones? Yes, he could become Deputy Prime Minister instead.
Quote from: Semicolon on May 30, 2014, 06:00:03 AMQuote from: odeon on May 29, 2014, 10:42:26 PMQuote from: Some_Bloke on May 29, 2014, 05:58:20 AMQuote from: odeon on May 28, 2014, 04:18:25 PMQuote from: Some_Bloke on May 27, 2014, 03:42:00 AMUKIP scares me. I predict that the possible first moves of Nigel Farage if he becomes Prime Minister will be the following:1) Remove the UK from the EU 2) Deportation/Very strict immigration3)Major changes to the education system4)Actions against multiple religions5)Ban the equal marriage actHe's a nutcase and while he might make a dent, he won't ever become Prime Minister.God I hope you're right I suppose we'll find out in 2015.There are so many other options so why only worry about the unlikely ones? Yes, he could become Deputy Prime Minister instead. And hopefully become that person's bitch, like the last Deputy PM.
Quote from: Some_Bloke on May 30, 2014, 07:22:21 AMQuote from: Semicolon on May 30, 2014, 06:00:03 AMQuote from: odeon on May 29, 2014, 10:42:26 PMQuote from: Some_Bloke on May 29, 2014, 05:58:20 AMQuote from: odeon on May 28, 2014, 04:18:25 PMQuote from: Some_Bloke on May 27, 2014, 03:42:00 AMUKIP scares me. I predict that the possible first moves of Nigel Farage if he becomes Prime Minister will be the following:1) Remove the UK from the EU 2) Deportation/Very strict immigration3)Major changes to the education system4)Actions against multiple religions5)Ban the equal marriage actHe's a nutcase and while he might make a dent, he won't ever become Prime Minister.God I hope you're right I suppose we'll find out in 2015.There are so many other options so why only worry about the unlikely ones? Yes, he could become Deputy Prime Minister instead. And hopefully become that person's bitch, like the last Deputy PM. I think it's more likely that David Cameron would have to listen to Nigel Farange.
Quote from: Semicolon on May 30, 2014, 10:58:39 AMQuote from: Some_Bloke on May 30, 2014, 07:22:21 AMQuote from: Semicolon on May 30, 2014, 06:00:03 AMQuote from: odeon on May 29, 2014, 10:42:26 PMQuote from: Some_Bloke on May 29, 2014, 05:58:20 AMQuote from: odeon on May 28, 2014, 04:18:25 PMQuote from: Some_Bloke on May 27, 2014, 03:42:00 AMUKIP scares me. I predict that the possible first moves of Nigel Farage if he becomes Prime Minister will be the following:1) Remove the UK from the EU 2) Deportation/Very strict immigration3)Major changes to the education system4)Actions against multiple religions5)Ban the equal marriage actHe's a nutcase and while he might make a dent, he won't ever become Prime Minister.God I hope you're right I suppose we'll find out in 2015.There are so many other options so why only worry about the unlikely ones? Yes, he could become Deputy Prime Minister instead. And hopefully become that person's bitch, like the last Deputy PM. I think it's more likely that David Cameron would have to listen to Nigel Farange. Was that spelling error deliberate? Are you trying to change it to 'flange'
Farage claims his four children from his two marriages are just the official figure - and he has fathered many many children.I find that hard to believe.
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like death warmed up!Yikes...waking up next to that would be horrific!
Quote from: bodie on May 31, 2014, 03:28:09 AMFarage claims his four children from his two marriages are just the official figure - and he has fathered many many children.I find that hard to believe.Did he say the mothers agreed with it?
Quote from: bodie on May 31, 2014, 03:33:02 AMlike death warmed up!Yikes...waking up next to that would be horrific!You could be blindfolded.
Quote from: odeon on May 31, 2014, 03:36:11 AMQuote from: bodie on May 31, 2014, 03:33:02 AMlike death warmed up!Yikes...waking up next to that would be horrific!You could be blindfolded. Yes but a blindfold could easily slip with such a slimy slippery character.
