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Re: Hi. I'm here, finally.
« Reply #30 on: April 01, 2014, 12:47:14 PM »
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Hello and welcome

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What is with all the crying, then ?   :bigcry:

I've decided to marry a horrible person with no respect for my boundaries.

In all seriousness, it's just him having me push my limits, and it's really quite enjoyable to do so.

It's extremely enjoyable for both of us.  I'm going to be pushing your limits for how many orgasms you can have in one night tonight, and I hope to have you in tears again.

I think I've desensitized myself to him saying these things in public places. It's probably for the best.

Just as long as you don't get desensitised to the other things I do to you.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Hi. I'm here, finally.
« Reply #31 on: April 01, 2014, 03:18:10 PM »
You two already have your own relationship thread. Post what you want in it, and warn us if the files involve anything too extreme. :boxers:
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Re: Hi. I'm here, finally.
« Reply #32 on: April 01, 2014, 03:19:31 PM »
Quote from: Semicolon on April 01, 2014, 03:18:10 PM
You two already have your own relationship thread. Post what you want in it, and warn us if the files involve anything too extreme. :boxers:

We're not into cacti.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Hi. I'm here, finally.
« Reply #33 on: April 01, 2014, 03:35:23 PM »
Quote from: Peter on April 01, 2014, 03:19:31 PM
Quote from: Semicolon on April 01, 2014, 03:18:10 PM
You two already have your own relationship thread. Post what you want in it, and warn us if the files involve anything too extreme. :boxers:

We're not into cacti.

If you were, Lit would :wanker: to it. :orly:
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Quote from: DFGL on October 20, 2013, 05:15:22 PM
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

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Re: Hi. I'm here, finally.
« Reply #34 on: April 03, 2014, 10:56:58 AM »
oh hi :0
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Re: Hi. I'm here, finally.
« Reply #35 on: April 03, 2014, 12:24:32 PM »
moarskrillex42, you remind me of a younger version of my wife. She is also a slim, pretty brunette with glasses and you have very similar facial features.
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Re: Hi. I'm here, finally.
« Reply #36 on: April 03, 2014, 05:12:36 PM »
How would you like your name abbreviated?

msk42?
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Re: Hi. I'm here, finally.
« Reply #37 on: April 03, 2014, 05:37:51 PM »
Quote from: Queen Victoria on April 03, 2014, 05:12:36 PM
How would you like your name abbreviated?

msk42?

Sure, I don't care. As long as I can identify that I'm being talked about.
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Re: Hi. I'm here, finally.
« Reply #38 on: April 03, 2014, 05:43:33 PM »
Jack will call you x42. :M
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Re: Hi. I'm here, finally.
« Reply #39 on: April 03, 2014, 05:46:50 PM »
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Jack will call you x42. :M

Works for me.
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Re: Hi. I'm here, finally.
« Reply #40 on: April 03, 2014, 05:54:02 PM »
It makes you sound like a cool new rave drug.
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Re: Hi. I'm here, finally.
« Reply #41 on: April 03, 2014, 06:04:06 PM »
Quote from: Jack on April 03, 2014, 05:54:02 PM
It makes you sound like a cool new rave drug.

What are you talking about? I AM a cool new rave drug.
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Re: Hi. I'm here, finally.
« Reply #42 on: April 03, 2014, 06:29:35 PM »
Indeed. :laugh:
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Re: Hi. I'm here, finally.
« Reply #43 on: April 03, 2014, 06:45:22 PM »
Quote from: Semicolon on April 01, 2014, 03:35:23 PM
Quote from: Peter on April 01, 2014, 03:19:31 PM
Quote from: Semicolon on April 01, 2014, 03:18:10 PM
You two already have your own relationship thread. Post what you want in it, and warn us if the files involve anything too extreme. :boxers:

We're not into cacti.

If you were, Lit would :wanker: to it. :orly:

It's just too spiky of an object for me to put anywhere that sensitive. How in the hell would you successfully get all the needles out without invasive surgery?
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Re: Hi. I'm here, finally.
« Reply #44 on: April 04, 2014, 06:42:24 AM »
Oh my this is an interesting thread.  Welcome and am I invited to your wedding?
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