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Re: Oh Crap Moments
« Reply #15 on: September 16, 2015, 06:22:30 AM »
Have been an will be in two places at once all month. :laugh:
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Re: Oh Crap Moments
« Reply #16 on: September 20, 2015, 02:30:57 AM »
A couple of oh crap moments. They all end well, though.

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Re: Oh Crap Moments
« Reply #17 on: September 21, 2015, 01:58:40 AM »
When I moved from MA to PA years ago they gave us a truck that rocked back and forth like that semi. I should have known something was wrong because in stepping off the truck at one point my foot went down into a gap where the back step/fender was supposed to be attached to the truck.
We had to go to another yard to have it replaced and it took a day to move all the stuff from one truck to the other.
When we got to Philadelphia they tried to charge us for the extra day. I threatened media coverage and they not only didn't charge us, they shaved some off the original price.
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Re: Oh Crap Moments
« Reply #18 on: September 22, 2015, 09:56:17 AM »
A couple of oh crap moments. They all end well, though.



What the hell is wrong with Russians?

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Re: Oh Crap Moments
« Reply #19 on: September 29, 2015, 11:07:10 PM »
A couple of oh crap moments. They all end well, though.



What the hell is wrong with Russians?

Is that a trick question? :P
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Re: Oh Crap Moments
« Reply #20 on: September 30, 2015, 06:02:26 PM »
Have been an will be in two places at once all month. :laugh:
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Re: Oh Crap Moments
« Reply #21 on: January 14, 2016, 09:18:56 AM »
  I had two of them yesterday:

  1.) About a second after closing my locked apartment door to go to work,
  I remembered that I'd left my keys on the stove.  :facepalm2:

  2.) My brother dropped off my spare set at work, but I'd never made a copy of the new exterior-door key
  after my landlord changed the lock.  No problem, I thought.  There are four other apartments in my building,
  most occupied by couples.  I'll just knock on the front door and/or ring doorbells till someone lets me in.

  Got home shortly before 7 p.m., nobody was home.  For almost two hours.  :autism:
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Re: Oh Crap Moments
« Reply #22 on: January 14, 2016, 09:28:31 AM »
A couple of oh crap moments. They all end well, though.



What the hell is wrong with Russians?

  Check out these crazy French drivers!  :green:



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