Does anyone have the phone number of Alex Plank's hairstylist?
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it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.
14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?
Quote from: Litigious on December 10, 2006, 08:31:01 AMI wouldn't fuck Flo for fucking Shakira, but I wouldn't mind fucking Peter for fucking Shakira. He seems nice, is good looking and has a sexy arse, as far as I can see on his seminudes. The arse has increased in sexiness since that pic was taken. It's now rock hard, and my swimming trunks won't fit.
I wouldn't fuck Flo for fucking Shakira, but I wouldn't mind fucking Peter for fucking Shakira. He seems nice, is good looking and has a sexy arse, as far as I can see on his seminudes.
Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on December 10, 2006, 08:50:13 AMQuote from: Litigious on December 10, 2006, 08:31:01 AMI wouldn't fuck Flo for fucking Shakira, but I wouldn't mind fucking Peter for fucking Shakira. He seems nice, is good looking and has a sexy arse, as far as I can see on his seminudes. The arse has increased in sexiness since that pic was taken. It's now rock hard, and my swimming trunks won't fit.oh baby. and i bet that when you clench it gets oh so tight.
Quote from: McJagger on December 10, 2006, 11:30:09 AMQuote from: PeterMacKenzie on December 10, 2006, 08:50:13 AMQuote from: Litigious on December 10, 2006, 08:31:01 AMI wouldn't fuck Flo for fucking Shakira, but I wouldn't mind fucking Peter for fucking Shakira. He seems nice, is good looking and has a sexy arse, as far as I can see on his seminudes. The arse has increased in sexiness since that pic was taken. It's now rock hard, and my swimming trunks won't fit.oh baby. and i bet that when you clench it gets oh so tight.Getting all hot under the collar there, Mcj?
I'll be first. I live just a couple of hours away by air and he has been fucking with Swedes before.
Quote from: Litigious on December 10, 2006, 12:09:51 PMI'll be first. I live just a couple of hours away by air and he has been fucking with Swedes before. Swedes are the best.
Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on December 10, 2006, 12:15:44 PMQuote from: Litigious on December 10, 2006, 12:09:51 PMI'll be first. I live just a couple of hours away by air and he has been fucking with Swedes before. Swedes are the best.and the most depressed.
Quote from: McJagger on December 10, 2006, 12:16:10 PMQuote from: PeterMacKenzie on December 10, 2006, 12:15:44 PMQuote from: Litigious on December 10, 2006, 12:09:51 PMI'll be first. I live just a couple of hours away by air and he has been fucking with Swedes before. Swedes are the best.and the most depressed.It would be interesting to find out whether Swedes or Scots are more depressed. The west coast of Scotland is particularly bad for depression.
Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on December 10, 2006, 12:21:00 PMQuote from: McJagger on December 10, 2006, 12:16:10 PMQuote from: PeterMacKenzie on December 10, 2006, 12:15:44 PMQuote from: Litigious on December 10, 2006, 12:09:51 PMI'll be first. I live just a couple of hours away by air and he has been fucking with Swedes before. Swedes are the best.and the most depressed.It would be interesting to find out whether Swedes or Scots are more depressed. The west coast of Scotland is particularly bad for depression.and whether the weather plays a role?
Having sex with someone of the same sex to avoid seasonal affect disorder because you're somehow in two places at once- the swedish west coast and scottish west coast.
