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Gay, straight, or a beautiful thing?
« on: December 10, 2006, 08:15:24 AM »
OK, here's how the game goes:  Respond to the hypothetical situation above you and say whether it's gay, straight, or a beautiful thing.  You're allowed to extrapolate.  Then give a new hypothetical situation.

  Here are some very basic examples according to some friends of mine:

Two guys kissing:  Gay.
Two guys kissing with guns pointed to their heads, being forced to kiss:  straight.
:  A beautiful thing.

And, an example of an advanced situation where you could extrapolate (you woulnd't HAVE to, but it's more fun that way):

An MMF threesome:  Not gay for the guys unless they touch and find the MALE touch eraotic.  High fives are allowed, as is indriect awareness of the other's penis through double penetration.  ((Again, this is according to a convo I had with friends last night))

Got it?

OK, first hypothetical situation:

Two guys are told that if they make out, then can then each make out with Shakira for the same amount fo time, and with the same intensity.  If they do it, it's...
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Re: Gay, straight, or a beautiful thing?
« Reply #1 on: December 10, 2006, 08:20:37 AM »
That is too complicated for me to figure out right now, but i have to say that is one DAMN well made gif file.
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Re: Gay, straight, or a beautiful thing?
« Reply #2 on: December 10, 2006, 08:22:36 AM »
It could be straight or a beautiful thing, depending on who the guys are.  ;D
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Re: Gay, straight, or a beautiful thing?
« Reply #3 on: December 10, 2006, 08:24:58 AM »
OK, I'll clarify:  Mc J and Flo are told that if they make out, then can then each make out with Shakira for the same amount fo time, and with the same intensity.  If they do it, it's...
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Re: Gay, straight, or a beautiful thing?
« Reply #4 on: December 10, 2006, 08:31:01 AM »
I wouldn't fuck Flo for fucking Shakira, but I wouldn't mind fucking Peter for fucking Shakira. He seems nice, is good looking and has a sexy arse, as far as I can see on his seminudes.  8)
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Re: Gay, straight, or a beautiful thing?
« Reply #5 on: December 10, 2006, 08:31:14 AM »
I think that would classify as a sin.  Having to consider making out with flo to get access to shakira is cruel and unusual.  :laugh:

Peter making out with 1 girl as long as he makes out with 2 men first.
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Re: Gay, straight, or a beautiful thing?
« Reply #6 on: December 10, 2006, 08:45:06 AM »
Quote from: Nomaken on December 10, 2006, 08:31:14 AM
I think that would classify as a sin.  Having to consider making out with flo to get access to shakira is cruel and unusual.  :laugh:

Peter making out with 1 girl as long as he makes out with 2 men first.

Straight when he's making out with the guys, gay when he's making out with the girl. 

((Sorry, I couldn't seem to stop myself from typing that))

Any guy, having anal sex with someone who looks like a girl, then finding out they fucked a very girly (and very skilled at lying) man.
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Re: Gay, straight, or a beautiful thing?
« Reply #7 on: December 10, 2006, 08:50:13 AM »
Quote from: Litigious on December 10, 2006, 08:31:01 AM
I wouldn't fuck Flo for fucking Shakira, but I wouldn't mind fucking Peter for fucking Shakira. He seems nice, is good looking and has a sexy arse, as far as I can see on his seminudes.  8)

The arse has increased in sexiness since that pic was taken.  It's now rock hard, and my swimming trunks won't fit.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Gay, straight, or a beautiful thing?
« Reply #8 on: December 10, 2006, 08:52:34 AM »
Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on December 10, 2006, 08:50:13 AM
The arse has increased in sexiness since that pic was taken.  It's now rock hard, and my swimming trunks won't fit.

Oh, don't go on. I might convert to gayism and buy an air ticket to Scotland.  ;)
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Re: Gay, straight, or a beautiful thing?
« Reply #9 on: December 10, 2006, 09:40:54 AM »
gayism. :laugh:
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Re: Gay, straight, or a beautiful thing?
« Reply #10 on: December 10, 2006, 10:04:11 AM »
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Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on December 10, 2006, 08:50:13 AM
The arse has increased in sexiness since that pic was taken.  It's now rock hard, and my swimming trunks won't fit.

Oh, don't go on. I might convert to gayism and buy an air ticket to Scotland.  ;)

Ryanair's pretty cheap.  Will you be taking the Skavsta airport to Prestwick flight?

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Re: Gay, straight, or a beautiful thing?
« Reply #11 on: December 10, 2006, 10:22:36 AM »
New question, since the last one wasn't paid attention to:  Petermac jerking off to pictures of his own ass- would it be gay, straight, or a beautiful thing?
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Re: Gay, straight, or a beautiful thing?
« Reply #12 on: December 10, 2006, 10:31:00 AM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on December 10, 2006, 08:45:06 AM
Any guy, having anal sex with someone who looks like a girl, then finding out they fucked a very girly (and very skilled at lying) man.

Gay.  The guy-smell should have given it away.
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Re: Gay, straight, or a beautiful thing?
« Reply #13 on: December 10, 2006, 10:37:41 AM »
Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on December 10, 2006, 10:04:11 AM
Ryanair's pretty cheap.  Will you be taking the Skavsta airport to Prestwick flight?

Landvetter is the closest international airport for me. Don't Ryanair fly from there?  ;)

My compliments, that's really a sexy arse.
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Re: Gay, straight, or a beautiful thing?
« Reply #14 on: December 10, 2006, 10:39:56 AM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on December 10, 2006, 10:22:36 AM
New question, since the last one wasn't paid attention to:  Petermac jerking off to pictures of his own ass- would it be gay, straight, or a beautiful thing?

Autoeroticism isn't hetero or gay. It's just autoeroticism. You're never gay just because having sex with yourself.
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