Why did the redneck cross the road?He couldn't get his dick out of the chicken
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Quote from: hykeaswell on December 30, 2013, 06:55:40 AMQuote from: Queen Victoria on December 29, 2013, 10:38:42 PMOf course, powdered sugar. They sound like a gay beignet (fruity - get it? BAD PUN, BAD PUN).December 31 brings an evening traditionally filled with oliebollen and apple beignets. And lots of powdered sugar. From the area I come from, there are also thin crispy wafers called knieperties. I should be delving up that recipe, so that I can make some. For December 31 they are flat, to signify the year that has been completely rolled out. For the new year, they should have the shape of krumkakes, to signify the new year, all curled up, not revealing anything of what will happen yet. The recipe for the krumkakes is not as tasty as the recipe for knieperties though, so I rarely make those.I may get a Doberge cake - multi layers of about 1/2 inch cake layers, pudding spread in between with a slightly hard icing. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doberge_cake
Quote from: Queen Victoria on December 29, 2013, 10:38:42 PMOf course, powdered sugar. They sound like a gay beignet (fruity - get it? BAD PUN, BAD PUN).December 31 brings an evening traditionally filled with oliebollen and apple beignets. And lots of powdered sugar. From the area I come from, there are also thin crispy wafers called knieperties. I should be delving up that recipe, so that I can make some. For December 31 they are flat, to signify the year that has been completely rolled out. For the new year, they should have the shape of krumkakes, to signify the new year, all curled up, not revealing anything of what will happen yet. The recipe for the krumkakes is not as tasty as the recipe for knieperties though, so I rarely make those.
Of course, powdered sugar. They sound like a gay beignet (fruity - get it? BAD PUN, BAD PUN).
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!
Too little butter for the American taste
Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.
If it's less than 50% butter or so it's too little for 'mericuns
Quote from: Lit on December 30, 2013, 05:17:55 PM Don't forget that we have access to more ingredients than butter.
Quote from: Semicolon on December 30, 2013, 05:21:27 PMQuote from: Lit on December 30, 2013, 05:17:55 PM Don't forget that we have access to more ingredients than butter. Bacon fat. 'Merica has lots and lots of bacon fat.
This fatty fat stereotype is getting boring. Come up with something new.
When are you going to fix the word filters? That's not funny anymore either.
I haven't seen them in action for a while.
