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Re: What is the most unusual thing you have seen?
« Reply #15 on: September 05, 2013, 01:30:22 AM »
An almost complete white out on top of a snow covered peak in the high tatra mountains. A blinding combination of snow and dense fog.

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Re: What is the most unusual thing you have seen?
« Reply #16 on: September 05, 2013, 02:02:21 AM »
Probably after I had taken a flask of magic mushroom tea into the nightclub.  On the way home about 6am,  the sky turned purple/black and I was chased up to the garage by a huge bumble bee,  the size of a bird.  :laugh:

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Re: What is the most unusual thing you have seen?
« Reply #17 on: September 05, 2013, 02:20:37 AM »
I once saw the worlds largest colon on display in a Ripley's museum. It was filled with over 40 pounds of shit, and evidentially killed its owner. :zombiefuck:

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Re: What is the most unusual thing you have seen?
« Reply #18 on: September 05, 2013, 05:56:53 AM »
What sort of mushies bodie?

I love picking when they are in season. Been meaning to get round to getting myself some P.cubensis spores and starting a few cultures.

Liberty caps and wavy caps are my usual though (although when picking wavy caps* then great care must be taken due to two other woodloving genera, namely Galerina spp. and Conocybe filaris. Both of which can look EXTREMELY similar to wavy caps visually; and often grow intermixed with the shrooms one seeks yet contain the same lethal, liver-annihilating amatoxins found in the notorious death cap, and other deadly poisonous Amanita spp., indeed I have personally found both C.filaris AND Galerina autumnalis on the very same.

These two toxic genera contain amatoxins for the most part, but unlike all Psilocybes they have a rust brown spore print, as opposed to the violet-black of the latter genus; so its ESSENTIAL to print the lot, each and every single carpophore onto tinfoil. Which of course is worth the wait anyway as those spores can then be used to grow cultures from which woodchip beds can then be spawned ensuring a further supply of both mushrooms and more prints to grow yet more spawn to grow from.

*Psilocybe cyanescens, a cold-weather fruiting woodlover, known for its extreme potency....heh, one time collecting with my hellbitch fuckup queen of the perditionwhores squirrel/fire when she was my housemate. We took our harvest back and cleaned them of twigs and other woodchip and plant debris. We had not yet taken a single mushroom, but the mere prolonged skin contact with the damp mushrooms resulted in dinnerplate-wide eyes, and a mild trip all on its own, with nothing more than handling the mushrooms.
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Re: What is the most unusual thing you have seen?
« Reply #19 on: September 05, 2013, 10:39:07 PM »
:cbc: is the absolute weirdest thing I have ever borne witness to.
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Re: What is the most unusual thing you have seen?
« Reply #20 on: September 06, 2013, 12:25:08 PM »
:cbc: is the absolute weirdest thing I have ever borne witness to.

  But you haven't actually seen me IRL. :cbc: You'd freak out!
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Re: What is the most unusual thing you have seen?
« Reply #21 on: September 06, 2013, 05:06:12 PM »
A man with his penis split in two doing naked yoga on the beach.
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I bet he must have been pretty traumatized after whatever accident the poor bastard got caught up in.

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Re: What is the most unusual thing you have seen?
« Reply #22 on: September 06, 2013, 06:09:43 PM »
That was awesome.

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Re: What is the most unusual thing you have seen?
« Reply #23 on: September 06, 2013, 06:56:31 PM »
  All the really unusual things I've seen have been online or on TV.   :dunno:
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Re: What is the most unusual thing you have seen?
« Reply #24 on: September 06, 2013, 09:19:59 PM »
Are you telling me you haven't eaten any unsual foods? :trollface:
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Re: What is the most unusual thing you have seen?
« Reply #25 on: September 06, 2013, 09:21:03 PM »
Are you telling me you haven't eaten any unsual foods? :trollface:

  I don't think I have, no.  Anyway, that is a topic for another thread.  >:D
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Re: What is the most unusual thing you have seen?
« Reply #26 on: September 06, 2013, 09:25:16 PM »
I bet you would eat a lobster tail dipped in chocolate. :trollface:
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Re: What is the most unusual thing you have seen?
« Reply #27 on: September 06, 2013, 09:27:34 PM »
I bet you would eat a lobster tail dipped in chocolate. :trollface:

  I'm not a fan of seafood in general, but I suppose the chocolate might make it edible.  :apondering:
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Re: What is the most unusual thing you have seen?
« Reply #28 on: September 06, 2013, 09:29:20 PM »
I'm not a fan of seafood either, unless its a tuna sandwich.  :thumbup:
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Re: What is the most unusual thing you have seen?
« Reply #29 on: September 06, 2013, 10:45:40 PM »
A man with his penis split in two doing naked yoga on the beach.
Cunting christ Cy...OWCH.

I bet he must have been pretty traumatized after whatever accident the poor bastard got caught up in.

He did it to himself, over several months. A little at a time with a razor blade.
When it was healed he had all four "sides" tattooed.
The tattooist used to complain that it would, er, spit at him when he was tattooing it  :GA:
He was our much prized local weirdo.

I don't think I could ever see anything weirder.
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