Many happy returns your royal highness
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Random observation: anyone believing in the illuminati/satan-cult-conspiracy-theory would observe the subliminal DEVIL message behind Sherlock.
![tinfoil hat :tinfoil:](http://www.intensitysquared.com/Smileys/default/tinfoil.gif)
Oh, also, I did not give you a cake because I have a better surprise for your highness.
I have brought you a horse:
![](http://31.media.tumblr.com/e2a82536ce21a3719c5e12a73125d695/tumblr_mon97dyoag1st5zjjo1_500.gif)
You might ride it yourself, or you might hire a jockey. She's the daughter of the two fastest horses, a guaranteed victor.