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Alex Plank offers sage dating advice
« on: August 13, 2013, 06:43:04 PM »
Yes, you read right. For no cost to you and as a symbol of my immense generosity, I will bestow my dating advice upon you unwashed Intensians. Ask away. 8)
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Re: Alex Plank offers sage dating advice
« Reply #1 on: August 13, 2013, 06:44:38 PM »
[suspicious]If only MLA was here.

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Re: Alex Plank offers sage dating advice
« Reply #2 on: August 13, 2013, 06:48:38 PM »
Oh wise one, please give us your tips. :zoinks:

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Re: Alex Plank offers sage dating advice
« Reply #3 on: August 13, 2013, 07:02:05 PM »
[suspicious]If only MLA was here.

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[suspicious]Someone needs to get him back here, the resulting thread would be gold.[/suspicious]
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Re: Alex Plank offers sage dating advice
« Reply #4 on: August 13, 2013, 07:58:02 PM »
MLA was always jealous of my awesome sex life. I have had a string of young hotties at my fingertips. My geek chic is a real chick magnet. ;) I've been with more women than he has.
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Re: Alex Plank offers sage dating advice
« Reply #5 on: August 13, 2013, 08:03:01 PM »
Oh great Alex.  I am content to remain single and be a sexual hermit looking at dirty perverted p0rn0z.  Is that wrong?  Should I become a breeder and fulfill my parents' dreams of proving Malthus wrong?  Or should I just keep fapping? :wanker: :wanker: :GA:



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Re: Alex Plank offers sage dating advice
« Reply #6 on: August 13, 2013, 08:05:23 PM »
Show me your pp and let me peg you.
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Re: Alex Plank offers sage dating advice
« Reply #7 on: August 13, 2013, 08:09:25 PM »
How long is your plank (patent pending)? Do you wank your plank?

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Re: Alex Plank offers sage dating advice
« Reply #8 on: August 13, 2013, 08:14:35 PM »
How many women are you dating right now?
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Re: Alex Plank offers sage dating advice
« Reply #9 on: August 13, 2013, 08:52:08 PM »
Show me your pp and let me peg you.

Let me tap that ass ad I'll think about it. ;)

How long is your plank (patent pending)? Do you wank your plank?

8.5 inches. I don't have to wank. There is always a pretty young thing ready to pet my python or take me for a midnight ride.
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Re: Alex Plank offers sage dating advice
« Reply #10 on: August 13, 2013, 08:54:29 PM »
How many women are you dating right now?

6
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Re: Alex Plank offers sage dating advice
« Reply #11 on: August 25, 2014, 09:22:31 PM »
Alright I'm back to shine my light upon you all once more.
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Re: Alex Plank offers sage dating advice
« Reply #12 on: August 26, 2014, 01:06:43 AM »
I'd rather stick my penis in a woodchipper than take dating advice from you  :M

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Re: Alex Plank offers sage dating advice
« Reply #13 on: August 26, 2014, 03:37:04 AM »
Alex plank, aka egomaniacal  dating spastic egofucktard.


IMO, he needs to be locked in a room with justin bieber, then the room be flooded with lewisite and phosgene oxime, to give these two aneuploid fuckskunks  a well deserved, slow, painful death. Maybe toss in some Marburg, lassa fever, hantaviruses and a liberal spritz of capsaicin to the face.

Rot in perdition, planck you fucking insult to the autistic gene pool. Fuck you, you autism-speaks mouthpiece son of a syphilitic gutterslut whore from the blackest abysses known to man. Crawl back under whatever festering rock you spawned under.

Fuckin' bitch.


Oh, and I would rather die of ebola, than fuck your mom with your own severed micropenis on a stick. Son a bitch, dig your own grave, I'd be happy to kick you in it and bury your mustard-gassed blistered carcass alive in the dirt within which you first spawned your useless contribution to the shallowest possible end of the autie gene pool.

Mother fucking son of a cunt. Have a nice day, shitmonger :pwned:
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Re: Alex Plank offers sage dating advice
« Reply #14 on: August 26, 2014, 05:17:19 AM »
Alex, have you ever made porn for Autism Speaks?
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