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Re: Post an oxymoron
« Reply #15 on: January 20, 2009, 10:59:48 PM »

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Re: Post an oxymoron
« Reply #16 on: January 20, 2009, 11:06:12 PM »

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Re: Post an oxymoron
« Reply #17 on: January 20, 2009, 11:15:01 PM »


(Oh! The dreaded ... I have to deal with one of these, but it's difficult to make any "headway,"  because I SO want to violate her personal space - I mean really personally violate her space.  Nah, that's crap - I just want to show her what incredibly enthusiastic doggy-style could be like.)


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Re: Post an oxymoron
« Reply #18 on: January 20, 2009, 11:18:03 PM »
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Re: Post an oxymoron
« Reply #19 on: January 20, 2009, 11:18:25 PM »
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Re: Post an oxymoron
« Reply #20 on: January 20, 2009, 11:28:22 PM »


Here's one from work.
(It makes me crack up every time I hear it)



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Re: Post an oxymoron
« Reply #21 on: January 20, 2009, 11:34:44 PM »
Quote from: DirtDawg on January 20, 2009, 11:28:22 PM


Here's one from work.
(It makes me crack up every time I hear it)



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Re: Post an oxymoron
« Reply #22 on: January 21, 2009, 11:52:43 AM »
A thin Shleeed.  :hahaha:
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Re: Post an oxymoron
« Reply #23 on: January 21, 2009, 02:12:51 PM »
An intelligent lit. :hahaha:
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Re: Post an oxymoron
« Reply #24 on: January 21, 2009, 05:45:35 PM »
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Re: Post an oxymoron
« Reply #25 on: January 22, 2009, 01:29:13 PM »


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Re: Post an oxymoron
« Reply #26 on: January 22, 2009, 11:05:02 PM »
Quote from: jman on January 21, 2009, 05:45:35 PM
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Actually that is VERY possible.
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Re: Post an oxymoron
« Reply #27 on: January 23, 2009, 08:49:36 PM »
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"Eat it up.  Wear it out.  Make it do or do without." 

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Re: Post an oxymoron
« Reply #28 on: January 23, 2009, 08:50:30 PM »
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"Eat it up.  Wear it out.  Make it do or do without." 

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Re: Post an oxymoron
« Reply #29 on: January 24, 2009, 01:52:55 AM »
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Existence actually has two broad meanings despite its apparent meaningless. The constant reconciliation of all its parts, and the conservation of any closed system as a whole.

Morality can be extrapolated from these meanings to make these two commandments of godless morality: 1). Be in harmony with one another and 2). Care for the environment.
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