A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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Unseasonably warm worked out in the yard in short sleeves all afternoon
14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?
The forecast for tomorrow is wet and windy, with sustained wind speeds of 32mph and gusts of 63mph.
Oh that's done it! Am prancing around doing meh Kate Bush"so co-o-o-old, let me in your window-ow-ow...Heathcliffe it's me oh Kathy i've come home"