A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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Quote from: couldbecousin on October 30, 2011, 02:17:59 PMQuote from: parts on October 30, 2011, 11:59:01 AMMy father has no power and they are telling people they may not get their power back on for a week Many people around here are going to be without power for at least a few days. I'm ultimately grateful for the ice storm in '08 and the Asian longhorned beetle infestation of the following spring/summer. My street has very few trees left to pull down any more power lines, which means we may get through this winter without losing power.It's not only your street that you have to worry about, but the streets that carry the power to your street.
Quote from: parts on October 30, 2011, 11:59:01 AMMy father has no power and they are telling people they may not get their power back on for a week Many people around here are going to be without power for at least a few days. I'm ultimately grateful for the ice storm in '08 and the Asian longhorned beetle infestation of the following spring/summer. My street has very few trees left to pull down any more power lines, which means we may get through this winter without losing power.
My father has no power and they are telling people they may not get their power back on for a week
When a tropical storm went through Houston TX a few years ago, the power lines were majorly broken. By that I mean some streets every wire between every pole was broken because there hadn't been high enough winds for several years to take off weak branches. Some areas did not get power back for a month because there might have been 12 to 15 downed wires on a street.
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!
Have to drive over the hill's to take boy toschool...this morning it was really foggy.proper jack the ripper weather.
14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?