What is the Weather like where You Live?

[McGiver]

It's so fine that I'm a total jerk sitting here, but I'm going to town to go to the pharmacy in an hour or two.

i hope you meet a rim job artist.

Linda is actually trying to get me back right now, but she'll have to work a bit harder to make me forgive her annoying behavior.

buy her a bus ticket.

[Litigious]

It's so fine that I'm a total jerk sitting here, but I'm going to town to go to the pharmacy in an hour or two.

i hope you meet a rim job artist.

Linda is actually trying to get me back right now, but she'll have to work a bit harder to make me forgive her annoying behavior.

buy her a bus ticket.

She could hardly get here in a hurry anyway. She's 15 and lives 250 miles from me.

[McGiver]

It's so fine that I'm a total jerk sitting here, but I'm going to town to go to the pharmacy in an hour or two.

i hope you meet a rim job artist.

Linda is actually trying to get me back right now, but she'll have to work a bit harder to make me forgive her annoying behavior.

buy her a bus ticket.

She could hardly get here in a hurry anyway. She's 15 and lives 250 miles from me.

that is a three hour drive.  if you go 84 mph the entire way.

[Litigious]

It's so fine that I'm a total jerk sitting here, but I'm going to town to go to the pharmacy in an hour or two.

i hope you meet a rim job artist.

Linda is actually trying to get me back right now, but she'll have to work a bit harder to make me forgive her annoying behavior.

buy her a bus ticket.

She could hardly get here in a hurry anyway. She's 15 and lives 250 miles from me.

that is a three hour drive.  if you go 84 mph the entire way.

I could probably go there in about three hours, but she can't meet me when here parents are around, which they are most of the time.

[McGiver]

find an older woman who can drive.


save the money you would spend on gas and get a webcam.

cyber-baby.

[Litigious]

Damnit, I am about to forgive her, like the weak-hearted fool I am deep inside. 

[McGiver]

Damnit, I am about to forgive her, like the weak-hearted fool I am deep inside. 

like the horny guy that you are. the guy who lets his little head do his thinking.

[Litigious]

She logged off now, anyway. But I'm pretty sure that she wants me back.

[duncvis]

Doesn't it makes you feel like a wicked uncle? 'Please forgive me Uncle Lit, I want to be your dirty schoolgirl again'
'Er, okay, as long as I get to borrow the cheerleader outfit'


perv.

[Litigious]

 

I was to the mall before. First, there was a tall blonde named Anna serving me at McDonalds. On my way back home, there was another tall blonde, from SmÃ¥land as far as I could tell, who was hitch-hiking. I picked her up and drove her to a friend of hers that lives here. 

[McGiver]

I was to the mall before. First, there was a tall blonde named Anna serving me at McDonalds. On my way back home, there was another tall blonde, from SmÃ¥land as far as I could tell, who was hitch-hiking. I picked her up and drove her to a friend of hers that lives here. 

please tell me that she invited you in.  the three of you had a few drinks and then got naked and wet.

[purposefulinsanity]

Sorry to say Lit I think its unlikely that you'll come across a 15 year old with the maturity to know exactly what she wants and not let other people's perceptions of what's 'right' affect them 

[Litigious]

I was to the mall before. First, there was a tall blonde named Anna serving me at McDonalds. On my way back home, there was another tall blonde, from SmÃ¥land as far as I could tell, who was hitch-hiking. I picked her up and drove her to a friend of hers that lives here. 

please tell me that she invited you in.  the three of you had a few drinks and then got naked and wet.

Nope. But her friend lives just near where I often take walks. It has happened, though, that I've fucked hitch-hiking women.

[Litigious]

Sorry to say Lit I think its unlikely that you'll come across a 15 year old with the maturity to know exactly what she wants and not let other people's perceptions of what's 'right' affect them 

I know, I know...

[Callaway]

It's so fine that I'm a total jerk sitting here, but I'm going to town to go to the pharmacy in an hour or two.

i hope you meet a rim job artist.

Linda is actually trying to get me back right now, but she'll have to work a bit harder to make me forgive her annoying behavior.

buy her a bus ticket.

She could hardly get here in a hurry anyway. She's 15 and lives 250 miles from me.

that is a three hour drive.  if you go 84 mph the entire way.

I could probably go there in about three hours, but she can't meet me when here parents are around, which they are most of the time.

I can imagine why.  If my daughter were 15 and trying to get out of the house to meet her 36 year old perverted "uncle" so she could deep throat him, I would keep her in too.