A skeleton walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and says, “I’d like a beer and a mop.”
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Quote from: McJagger on March 29, 2007, 07:03:46 AMQuote from: Litigious on March 29, 2007, 06:53:35 AMIt's so fine that I'm a total jerk sitting here, but I'm going to town to go to the pharmacy in an hour or two. i hope you meet a rim job artist.Linda is actually trying to get me back right now, but she'll have to work a bit harder to make me forgive her annoying behavior.
Quote from: Litigious on March 29, 2007, 06:53:35 AMIt's so fine that I'm a total jerk sitting here, but I'm going to town to go to the pharmacy in an hour or two. i hope you meet a rim job artist.
It's so fine that I'm a total jerk sitting here, but I'm going to town to go to the pharmacy in an hour or two.
Quote from: Litigious on March 29, 2007, 07:07:02 AMQuote from: McJagger on March 29, 2007, 07:03:46 AMQuote from: Litigious on March 29, 2007, 06:53:35 AMIt's so fine that I'm a total jerk sitting here, but I'm going to town to go to the pharmacy in an hour or two. i hope you meet a rim job artist.Linda is actually trying to get me back right now, but she'll have to work a bit harder to make me forgive her annoying behavior.buy her a bus ticket.
Quote from: McJagger on March 29, 2007, 07:12:09 AMQuote from: Litigious on March 29, 2007, 07:07:02 AMQuote from: McJagger on March 29, 2007, 07:03:46 AMQuote from: Litigious on March 29, 2007, 06:53:35 AMIt's so fine that I'm a total jerk sitting here, but I'm going to town to go to the pharmacy in an hour or two. i hope you meet a rim job artist.Linda is actually trying to get me back right now, but she'll have to work a bit harder to make me forgive her annoying behavior.buy her a bus ticket.She could hardly get here in a hurry anyway. She's 15 and lives 250 miles from me.
Quote from: Litigious on March 29, 2007, 07:16:17 AMQuote from: McJagger on March 29, 2007, 07:12:09 AMQuote from: Litigious on March 29, 2007, 07:07:02 AMQuote from: McJagger on March 29, 2007, 07:03:46 AMQuote from: Litigious on March 29, 2007, 06:53:35 AMIt's so fine that I'm a total jerk sitting here, but I'm going to town to go to the pharmacy in an hour or two. i hope you meet a rim job artist.Linda is actually trying to get me back right now, but she'll have to work a bit harder to make me forgive her annoying behavior.buy her a bus ticket.She could hardly get here in a hurry anyway. She's 15 and lives 250 miles from me.that is a three hour drive. if you go 84 mph the entire way.
Damnit, I am about to forgive her, like the weak-hearted fool I am deep inside.
I was to the mall before. First, there was a tall blonde named Anna serving me at McDonalds. On my way back home, there was another tall blonde, from Småland as far as I could tell, who was hitch-hiking. I picked her up and drove her to a friend of hers that lives here.
Quote from: Litigious on March 29, 2007, 09:59:04 AM I was to the mall before. First, there was a tall blonde named Anna serving me at McDonalds. On my way back home, there was another tall blonde, from Småland as far as I could tell, who was hitch-hiking. I picked her up and drove her to a friend of hers that lives here. please tell me that she invited you in. the three of you had a few drinks and then got naked and wet.
Sorry to say Lit I think its unlikely that you'll come across a 15 year old with the maturity to know exactly what she wants and not let other people's perceptions of what's 'right' affect them
Quote from: McJagger on March 29, 2007, 07:21:13 AMQuote from: Litigious on March 29, 2007, 07:16:17 AMQuote from: McJagger on March 29, 2007, 07:12:09 AMQuote from: Litigious on March 29, 2007, 07:07:02 AMQuote from: McJagger on March 29, 2007, 07:03:46 AMQuote from: Litigious on March 29, 2007, 06:53:35 AMIt's so fine that I'm a total jerk sitting here, but I'm going to town to go to the pharmacy in an hour or two. i hope you meet a rim job artist.Linda is actually trying to get me back right now, but she'll have to work a bit harder to make me forgive her annoying behavior.buy her a bus ticket.She could hardly get here in a hurry anyway. She's 15 and lives 250 miles from me.that is a three hour drive. if you go 84 mph the entire way.I could probably go there in about three hours, but she can't meet me when here parents are around, which they are most of the time.