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Offline McGiver

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Re: What is the Weather like where You Live?
« Reply #525 on: March 29, 2007, 07:12:09 AM »
It's so fine that I'm a total jerk sitting here, but I'm going to town to go to the pharmacy in an hour or two.
i hope you meet a rim job artist.

Linda is actually trying to get me back right now, but she'll have to work a bit harder to make me forgive her annoying behavior.
buy her a bus ticket.
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Re: What is the Weather like where You Live?
« Reply #526 on: March 29, 2007, 07:16:17 AM »
It's so fine that I'm a total jerk sitting here, but I'm going to town to go to the pharmacy in an hour or two.
i hope you meet a rim job artist.

Linda is actually trying to get me back right now, but she'll have to work a bit harder to make me forgive her annoying behavior.
buy her a bus ticket.

She could hardly get here in a hurry anyway. She's 15 and lives 250 miles from me.

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Re: What is the Weather like where You Live?
« Reply #527 on: March 29, 2007, 07:21:13 AM »
It's so fine that I'm a total jerk sitting here, but I'm going to town to go to the pharmacy in an hour or two.
i hope you meet a rim job artist.

Linda is actually trying to get me back right now, but she'll have to work a bit harder to make me forgive her annoying behavior.
buy her a bus ticket.

She could hardly get here in a hurry anyway. She's 15 and lives 250 miles from me.

that is a three hour drive.  if you go 84 mph the entire way.
Misunderstood.

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Re: What is the Weather like where You Live?
« Reply #528 on: March 29, 2007, 07:26:36 AM »
It's so fine that I'm a total jerk sitting here, but I'm going to town to go to the pharmacy in an hour or two.
i hope you meet a rim job artist.

Linda is actually trying to get me back right now, but she'll have to work a bit harder to make me forgive her annoying behavior.
buy her a bus ticket.

She could hardly get here in a hurry anyway. She's 15 and lives 250 miles from me.

that is a three hour drive.  if you go 84 mph the entire way.

I could probably go there in about three hours, but she can't meet me when here parents are around, which they are most of the time.

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Re: What is the Weather like where You Live?
« Reply #529 on: March 29, 2007, 08:07:22 AM »
find an older woman who can drive.


save the money you would spend on gas and get a webcam.

cyber-baby.
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Re: What is the Weather like where You Live?
« Reply #530 on: March 29, 2007, 08:12:40 AM »
Damnit, I am about to forgive her, like the weak-hearted fool I am deep inside.  :(

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Re: What is the Weather like where You Live?
« Reply #531 on: March 29, 2007, 08:26:31 AM »
Damnit, I am about to forgive her, like the weak-hearted fool I am deep inside.  :(
like the horny guy that you are. the guy who lets his little head do his thinking.
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Re: What is the Weather like where You Live?
« Reply #532 on: March 29, 2007, 08:27:23 AM »
She logged off now, anyway. But I'm pretty sure that she wants me back.

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Re: What is the Weather like where You Live?
« Reply #533 on: March 29, 2007, 09:23:59 AM »
Doesn't it makes you feel like a wicked uncle? 'Please forgive me Uncle Lit, I want to be your dirty schoolgirl again'
'Er, okay, as long as I get to borrow the cheerleader outfit'


perv. :eyebrows:

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Re: What is the Weather like where You Live?
« Reply #534 on: March 29, 2007, 09:59:04 AM »
 :-[

I was to the mall before. First, there was a tall blonde named Anna serving me at McDonalds. On my way back home, there was another tall blonde, from SmÃ¥land as far as I could tell, who was hitch-hiking. I picked her up and drove her to a friend of hers that lives here.  8)

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Re: What is the Weather like where You Live?
« Reply #535 on: March 29, 2007, 10:01:36 AM »
:-[

I was to the mall before. First, there was a tall blonde named Anna serving me at McDonalds. On my way back home, there was another tall blonde, from SmÃ¥land as far as I could tell, who was hitch-hiking. I picked her up and drove her to a friend of hers that lives here.  8)
please tell me that she invited you in.  the three of you had a few drinks and then got naked and wet.
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Re: What is the Weather like where You Live?
« Reply #536 on: March 29, 2007, 10:07:18 AM »
Sorry to say Lit I think its unlikely that you'll come across a 15 year old with the maturity to know exactly what she wants and not let other people's perceptions of what's 'right' affect them  :(

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Re: What is the Weather like where You Live?
« Reply #537 on: March 29, 2007, 10:15:01 AM »
:-[

I was to the mall before. First, there was a tall blonde named Anna serving me at McDonalds. On my way back home, there was another tall blonde, from SmÃ¥land as far as I could tell, who was hitch-hiking. I picked her up and drove her to a friend of hers that lives here.  8)
please tell me that she invited you in.  the three of you had a few drinks and then got naked and wet.

Nope. But her friend lives just near where I often take walks. It has happened, though, that I've fucked hitch-hiking women.

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Re: What is the Weather like where You Live?
« Reply #538 on: March 29, 2007, 10:15:25 AM »
Sorry to say Lit I think its unlikely that you'll come across a 15 year old with the maturity to know exactly what she wants and not let other people's perceptions of what's 'right' affect them  :(

I know, I know... :(

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Re: What is the Weather like where You Live?
« Reply #539 on: March 29, 2007, 09:10:01 PM »
It's so fine that I'm a total jerk sitting here, but I'm going to town to go to the pharmacy in an hour or two.
i hope you meet a rim job artist.

Linda is actually trying to get me back right now, but she'll have to work a bit harder to make me forgive her annoying behavior.
buy her a bus ticket.

She could hardly get here in a hurry anyway. She's 15 and lives 250 miles from me.

that is a three hour drive.  if you go 84 mph the entire way.

I could probably go there in about three hours, but she can't meet me when here parents are around, which they are most of the time.

I can imagine why.  If my daughter were 15 and trying to get out of the house to meet her 36 year old perverted "uncle" so she could deep throat him, I would keep her in too.