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Re: Really Bad Euphamisms for Sex
« Reply #75 on: December 06, 2006, 07:24:27 AM »
Quote from: ozymandias on December 06, 2006, 06:04:32 AM
Yep, I think thats it from me as well!

Light Sabers anyone? :evillaugh:

I love it!! Give me a minute.

"Oh, God! I thought these things smelled bad ... on the outside!"

(... can't imagine why the tahn-tahn scene came to mind, just then ...)
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Re: Really Bad Euphamisms for Sex
« Reply #76 on: December 06, 2006, 07:24:47 PM »
Quote from: DirtDawg on December 06, 2006, 07:24:27 AM
Quote from: ozymandias on December 06, 2006, 06:04:32 AM
Yep, I think thats it from me as well!

Light Sabers anyone? :evillaugh:

I love it!! Give me a minute.

"Oh, God! I thought these things smelled bad ... on the outside!"

(... can't imagine why the tahn-tahn scene came to mind, just then ...)

  :LMAO:

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Re: Really Bad Euphamisms for Sex
« Reply #77 on: December 06, 2006, 07:37:58 PM »
This one might have been said already:

THE HORIZONTAL HULLA.
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Re: Really Bad Euphamisms for Sex
« Reply #78 on: December 06, 2006, 07:50:26 PM »
Quote from: shima on December 06, 2006, 07:37:58 PM
This one might have been said already:

THE HORIZONTAL HULLA.

I resisted posting horizontal tango ... mamba ... etc.

...but, I like horizontal hoola. :thumbup:
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Re: Really Bad Euphamisms for Sex
« Reply #79 on: December 06, 2006, 08:10:10 PM »
dirty sanchez.  made famous by screech.
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Re: Really Bad Euphamisms for Sex
« Reply #80 on: December 07, 2006, 01:26:46 PM »
Getting juiced
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Re: Really Bad Euphamisms for Sex
« Reply #81 on: December 07, 2006, 01:39:58 PM »

... drop your shipment at the sight of an Imperial Cruiser
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Re: Really Bad Euphamisms for Sex
« Reply #82 on: December 07, 2006, 01:41:44 PM »


... Stay on target! ... Stay on target!
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Re: Really Bad Euphamisms for Sex
« Reply #83 on: December 07, 2006, 01:46:42 PM »


... making the jump to light speed
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Re: Really Bad Euphamisms for Sex
« Reply #84 on: December 07, 2006, 03:44:56 PM »
"I can feel the hate swelling within you!"
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Re: Really Bad Euphamisms for Sex
« Reply #85 on: December 07, 2006, 04:05:26 PM »
muff diving
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Re: Really Bad Euphamisms for Sex
« Reply #86 on: December 07, 2006, 09:27:03 PM »
Doing a "Chili Dog" (modified titty fuck)

Playing "Hide the sausage"

Making Johny do pushups 'till he pukes.

Shelacking the clam

"Boinking"

Spelunking in the wet cave

Drilling for love goo
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Re: Really Bad Euphamisms for Sex
« Reply #87 on: December 07, 2006, 09:27:25 PM »
Having the painters in.
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Re: Really Bad Euphamisms for Sex
« Reply #88 on: December 08, 2006, 03:06:11 AM »
Quote from: Nomaken on December 07, 2006, 09:27:25 PM
Having the painters in.

I've never heard that to mean sex before, it usually means having your period. ???
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Re: Really Bad Euphamisms for Sex
« Reply #89 on: December 08, 2006, 06:56:33 AM »
Quote from: purposefulinsanity on December 08, 2006, 03:06:11 AM
Quote from: Nomaken on December 07, 2006, 09:27:25 PM
Having the painters in.

I've never heard that to mean sex before, it usually means having your period. ???
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