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Only in the interest of science  and good health

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How very cavalier of you, sir.
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I did post them, actually.   :viking:

I don't see anything wrong with your nose.

Posting noodz is :viking:. Has CBC posted noodz yet? :toporly:

My nose is like fucking Concorde, and it has been broken a couple of times.  I always wanted a cute little button nose.  :'(

cbc has been corrupted by the Catholic Church and will only show her boobies to Father McFrazzleshat during mass on Sundays.   :laugh:

 I used to want a nose job but now I like my little Irish blobby snout! 
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  As for my boobs, I assure all of you that I never flash them in the sanctuary of Mass!   :pope:
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I used to want a nose job but now I like my little Irish blobby snout!

Wouldn't do it either, except maybe if one day somehow deformed or some other good reason.

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I used to want a nose job but now I like my little Irish blobby snout!

Wouldn't do it either, except maybe if one day somehow deformed or some other good reason.

 Yeah,  I would want it fixed if it got broken.   I think I would get shiny white crowns on all my teeth!    :tard:
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I used to want a nose job but now I like my little Irish blobby snout!

Wouldn't do it either, except maybe if one day somehow deformed or some other good reason.

 Yeah,  I would want it fixed if it got broken.   I think I would get shiny white crowns on all my teeth!    :tard:

Wouldn't mind a professional teeth bleaching; probably could use one. Have only ever used over the counter stuff.

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Penis enlargement.
Really?

I was thinking of downsizing :autism:
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Oh, height implants!  They don't do it in the U.S., but I think they do it is Russia and China.  They break the bones in your arms and legs, stretch them apart with braces, and the bone heals up longer. 

Can I sleep through the healing process?  It sounds incredibly painful.

I can distinctly remember watching a talk show, Phil Donahue, back in the 1970's or 1980's. 

He did a show where the Elizardi (?) procedure was done to youngsters to lengthen their arms.  Donahue asked a boy what was the first thing he was going to do when he the procedure was finished.  "Put my hands in my pockets."  Talk about making me appreciate life.  I recall the episode at least 2 or 3 times a year to refuel my gratitude.
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  As for my boobs, I assure all of you that I never flash them in the sanctuary of Mass!   :pope:

Massachusetts has a sanctuary?
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  As for my boobs, I assure all of you that I never flash them in the sanctuary of Mass!   :pope:

I was wondering whether CBC became a hellraiser while I was gone. >:D :cbc:

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  As for my boobs, I assure all of you that I never flash them in the sanctuary of Mass!   :pope:

I was wondering whether CBC became a hellraiser while I was gone. >:D :cbc:

Is there a motorcycle smiley?

 No motorcycle but we do have.   :hotrodder:
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Only in the interest of science  and good health

of course

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  As for my boobs, I assure all of you that I never flash them in the sanctuary of Mass!   :pope:

I was wondering whether CBC became a hellraiser while I was gone. >:D :cbc:

Is there a motorcycle smiley?

 No motorcycle but we do have.   :hotrodder:

It doesn't help, unless you've been in any drag races since I left. :dunno:
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Starts counting dollars to contribute to the girls wanted surgeries

Only in the interest of science  and good health

of course

Eagerly contributes to Skyblue1's I2 bigger titty fund.
Thank you sir