Confess your sins

[Calandale]

One time in Walmart, I was shopping with my nephew and he wanted some gum, which he gave to me so I could pay for it.  He acted up, I got distracted and I forgot to give it to the cashier so she could ring it up.  I realized my mistake after I was home from the store, but I was too embarrassed to turn around and go back to the store.  It bothered me all night though, so I went back the next day, explained what had happened and I paid for the gum.  I did not give the gum to my nephew though, because he acted up in the store.

Sin? Come on. Posting this, in this topic, is more of a sin
than what your claiming. It is like you are trying to out
saint Mother Theresa - especially since you went beyond
what anyone would normally do to atone for it. Pride is
normally seen as a sin.

I unintentionally shoplifted the gum.

And returned it. This is like accidentally short changing
someone, and hunting them down to reimburse them.

[Scrapheap]

I unintentionally shoplifted the gum.

Yes, but you did it from Wal Mart, which steals profits from it's suppliers and employees to the tune of billions every year.

Any theft from Wal Mart is simply recovering ill-goten money.

Wal Mart is the biggest fucking thief on planet earth.
 



ended up at the bottom of the page.... damn!!!

[Callaway]

I unintentionally shoplifted the gum.

Yes, but you did it from Wal Mart, which steals profits from it's suppliers and employees to the tune of billions every year.

Any theft from Wal Mart is simply recovering ill-goten money.

Wal Mart is the biggest fucking thief on planet earth.

This happened before I knew all this information about Wal-Mart, but if I accidentally shoplifted something now, I would probably still take it back, even if it was from them. 

If you ever do buy anything from them, look carefully at the price because they often scan it for more at check-out, then you can get the item free or for $3 off, depending on the price of the item.

[McGiver]

I unintentionally shoplifted the gum.

Yes, but you did it from Wal Mart, which steals profits from it's suppliers and employees to the tune of billions every year.

Any theft from Wal Mart is simply recovering ill-goten money.

Wal Mart is the biggest fucking thief on planet earth.

This happened before I knew all this information about Wal-Mart, but if I accidentally shoplifted something now, I would probably still take it back, even if it was from them. 

If you ever do buy anything from them, look carefully at the price because they often scan it for more at check-out, then you can get the item free or for $3 off, depending on the price of the item.

my policy is that it is always free.
hell, i just did their job for them, and how many other schmucks just paid full price for the item.

[greendragon]

I unintentionally shoplifted the gum.

Yes, but you did it from Wal Mart, which steals profits from it's suppliers and employees to the tune of billions every year.

Any theft from Wal Mart is simply recovering ill-goten money.

Wal Mart is the biggest fucking thief on planet earth.

O I agree! I used to work for Wal Mart and they are bastids

[greendragon]

I unintentionally shoplifted the gum.

Yes, but you did it from Wal Mart, which steals profits from it's suppliers and employees to the tune of billions every year.

Any theft from Wal Mart is simply recovering ill-goten money.

Wal Mart is the biggest fucking thief on planet earth.

O i agree!  I used to work for Wal Mart and they are real Bastids

What i wrote went into the quote box for some reason i goofed

[purposefulinsanity]

it could be a site bug- that sometimes happens, you can edit your own posts though if it bothers you.

[RobertN]

I unintentionally shoplifted the gum.

Yes, but you did it from Wal Mart, which steals profits from it's suppliers and employees to the tune of billions every year.

Any theft from Wal Mart is simply recovering ill-goten money.

Wal Mart is the biggest fucking thief on planet earth.
 



ended up at the bottom of the page.... damn!!!

Scrap - finally something we agree on!

[The_P]

I haven't sinned, I'm merely living this life to the best of my abilities in this mortal coil.

No regrets now. Mwahahaha!

[zer0]

I've killed a man once.

Oh, uh no, wait. "No I haven't."

[The_P]

I've killed a man once.

Oh, uh no, wait. "No I haven't."

Seeing as you been bedridden at your parents' humbly abode for god knows how long, you look the type.

[zer0]

"Beridden"? "Humbly"?

Is this some kind of secret code?

[The_P]

"Beridden"? "Humbly"?

Is this some kind of secret code?

You're English not up to scratch, Swede?

[zer0]

Oh, no, wait; it said "bedridden". I've got to stop drinking pure grain alcohol before posting on this forum. Never mind.

[Calandale]

my policy is that it is always free.
hell, i just did their job for them, and how many other schmucks just paid full price for the item.

So, what do you do about things too large to
shoplift? Go somewhere else?