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Re: Ask the chicken
« Reply #15 on: April 20, 2013, 07:09:46 PM »
Don't let your dingle dangle dingle in the dirt.

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Re: Ask the chicken
« Reply #16 on: April 20, 2013, 07:18:26 PM »
I told it to stalk the sofa and it played Romeo in the balcony scene.  Dumb bird.
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Re: Ask the chicken
« Reply #17 on: April 26, 2013, 04:51:34 PM »
it will never make it across the road

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Re: Ask the chicken
« Reply #18 on: June 12, 2013, 02:29:00 PM »
I asked him toreach into his cloaca  nd pull out his peen. He started to reach down, then stopped! CHICKEN!!!!!!
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