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Re: Australian claims to be Jesus.
« Reply #15 on: May 31, 2013, 01:29:03 PM »
The hell with "Jesus"...I want to talk to the ex-wife. 

Bet she has some interesting things to say. :thumbup:

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Re: Australian claims to be Jesus.
« Reply #16 on: May 31, 2013, 06:37:15 PM »
Good point!

At least that's a story to tell. "My husband left me because he decided he must be Jesus."
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Re: Australian claims to be Jesus.
« Reply #17 on: May 31, 2013, 07:46:33 PM »
http://www.news24.com/World/News/Australian-claims-to-be-Jesus-20130530



Cape Town – A former IT specialist from Australia is claiming to be the reincarnation of Jesus and is amassing followers from as far afield as Britain, say reports.

One of Alan John Miller's followers is a British woman Louise "Luli" Faver, aged 39, a former neuroscientist who gave up her career to be closer to Miller's home near the small town of Kingaroy in the state of Queensland, SkyNews reported on Wednesday. Miller runs the religious movement, which he calls Divine Truth, from the home.

"It's just nice to instead of being surrounded by people who think you are nuts, to be surrounded by people who understand what you are going through and the difficulties of trying to deal with all the emotional stuff," Faver told the broadcaster.

Dozens of other people have reportedly bought properties in the area to be closer to Miller.

According to the report, Miller denies he started the movement to make money, saying instead that "donations are welcome but not mandatory".

In a 2011 report, the divorced father of two said his first marriage broke down because he started having memories of his 'incarnation'.

The MailOnline report cited a recording in which Miller reportedly says:"There's probably a million people who say they're Jesus and most of them are in asylums. But one of us has to be. How do I know I am? Because I remember everything about my life."

Miller also claims that his partner, Mary Luck, is Mary Magdalene, who is considered by some as the second most important woman in the New Testament after Mary, the mother of Jesus.

The real Jesus wouldn't care what people think. He was wiser than that. This guy is a sucky fake. At least he could come across as wise and humble.
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Re: Australian claims to be Jesus.
« Reply #18 on: May 31, 2013, 08:31:22 PM »
Of course he's a fake because I am the real Jesus :M
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Re: Australian claims to be Jesus.
« Reply #19 on: May 31, 2013, 09:43:00 PM »
Of course he's a fake because I am the real Jesus :M

WTF??? WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY LAWN, ESE? JESUS!!!!! The fuck?!? I pay you fuckin' $80 dollars a month just so you can leave your beer cans in my garden?
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Re: Australian claims to be Jesus.
« Reply #20 on: May 31, 2013, 10:31:21 PM »
I know a few people from Kingaroy. Must be the pesticide in the peanuts :P

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Re: Australian claims to be Jesus.
« Reply #21 on: May 31, 2013, 11:13:57 PM »
I know a few people from Kingaroy. Must be the pesticide in the peanuts :P

I still remember Sir Joh. Mad old bugger.

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Re: Australian claims to be Jesus.
« Reply #22 on: May 31, 2013, 11:15:01 PM »
Of course he's a fake because I am the real Jesus :M

WTF??? WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY LAWN, ESE? JESUS!!!!! The fuck?!? I pay you fuckin' $80 dollars a month just so you can leave your beer cans in my garden?

Oh mang, I'm jus so tired.

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Re: Australian claims to be Jesus.
« Reply #23 on: May 31, 2013, 11:17:52 PM »
I know a few people from Kingaroy. Must be the pesticide in the peanuts :P

I still remember Sir Joh. Mad old bugger.

They loved him there. The rest of Australia thought he was a joke but you insulted him there and you risked lynching. Queenslanders, a breed apart.
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Re: Australian claims to be Jesus.
« Reply #24 on: June 01, 2013, 03:14:46 AM »
http://www.news24.com/World/News/Australian-claims-to-be-Jesus-20130530



Cape Town – A former IT specialist from Australia is claiming to be the reincarnation of Jesus and is amassing followers from as far afield as Britain, say reports.

One of Alan John Miller's followers is a British woman Louise "Luli" Faver, aged 39, a former neuroscientist who gave up her career to be closer to Miller's home near the small town of Kingaroy in the state of Queensland, SkyNews reported on Wednesday. Miller runs the religious movement, which he calls Divine Truth, from the home.

"It's just nice to instead of being surrounded by people who think you are nuts, to be surrounded by people who understand what you are going through and the difficulties of trying to deal with all the emotional stuff," Faver told the broadcaster.

Dozens of other people have reportedly bought properties in the area to be closer to Miller.

According to the report, Miller denies he started the movement to make money, saying instead that "donations are welcome but not mandatory".

In a 2011 report, the divorced father of two said his first marriage broke down because he started having memories of his 'incarnation'.

The MailOnline report cited a recording in which Miller reportedly says:"There's probably a million people who say they're Jesus and most of them are in asylums. But one of us has to be. How do I know I am? Because I remember everything about my life."

Miller also claims that his partner, Mary Luck, is Mary Magdalene, who is considered by some as the second most important woman in the New Testament after Mary, the mother of Jesus.

The real Jesus wouldn't care what people think. He was wiser than that. This guy is a sucky fake. At least he could come across as wise and humble.

No difference to me. The original Jesus was just as fake as any cult leader.

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Re: Australian claims to be Jesus.
« Reply #25 on: June 01, 2013, 06:08:44 AM »
Of course he's a fake because I am the real Jesus :M

WTF??? WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY LAWN, ESE? JESUS!!!!! The fuck?!? I pay you fuckin' $80 dollars a month just so you can leave your beer cans in my garden?

I piss in your bushes to  :pee:
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Re: Australian claims to be Jesus.
« Reply #26 on: June 01, 2013, 08:32:25 AM »
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Before Miller realised he was Jesus, he was a property developer who was married with two children. He was also a senior member of a Jehovah's Witness sect but was pushed out when he left his wife for a woman named Karen who was about 10 years his junior.

 Miller has admitted his mother had him examined by a psychologist but he says that he was found to be sane. It is reported that his mother was so disturbed by his claims to be Jesus that she contacted authorities and requested he be committed to a mental health facility.

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Worth noting is that Mary Luck is not the first person who AJ Miller has named Mary Magdalene. Karen, the woman he left his wife and children for was also promoted as being Mary Magdalene. Sources claim that during his travels, Miller has discovered up to 10 women who are not themselves but are in fact, Mary Magdalene.

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Followers are encouraged to leave their jobs, sell everything and if necessary, leave their family and move to Wilkesdale. It is unknown just how many people have moved to Wilkesdale but the current estimate is 60 or more. A few years ago, a $400,000 property was purchased for use by the cult. This property was paid for by the cult followers.

http://www.aj-miller.com/

I'd cash in on this parts...sounds profitable. :zoinks:

But he's totally wrong about Mary...because it is I.  :angel: :angel:

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Re: Australian claims to be Jesus.
« Reply #27 on: June 01, 2013, 08:35:37 AM »
It's always about the sex.  And usually sex with much younger women.
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Re: Australian claims to be Jesus.
« Reply #28 on: June 01, 2013, 08:36:59 AM »
It's always about the sex.  And usually sex with much younger women.

He is a fucking idiot
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Re: Australian claims to be Jesus.
« Reply #29 on: June 01, 2013, 08:39:42 AM »
It's always about the sex.  And usually sex with much younger women.

He is a fucking idiot
im just saying that if you follow this story, eventually when the coppers raid his compound its going to turn out that he has had sex with most of the women and several who are undraged.
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