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Re: Boobs
« Reply #75 on: May 16, 2007, 07:04:18 AM »
I wonder if men would declare different boob preferences if they were told that in the next life, they would be women, and would be forced to have the same size breasts as they say they currently prefer women to have.
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Re: Boobs
« Reply #76 on: May 16, 2007, 07:14:42 AM »
I wonder if men would declare different boob preferences if they were told that in the next life, they would be women, and would be forced to have the same size breasts as they say they currently prefer women to have.
i wouldn't get a sore back if i were always laying on it.
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Re: Boobs
« Reply #77 on: May 16, 2007, 07:20:15 AM »
I wonder if men would declare different boob preferences if they were told that in the next life, they would be women, and would be forced to have the same size breasts as they say they currently prefer women to have.
i wouldn't get a sore back if i were always laying on it.
So, you'd be fine with being a woman if you could have sex all the time, but in very limited positions?
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Boobs
« Reply #78 on: May 16, 2007, 07:23:20 AM »
I wonder if men would declare different boob preferences if they were told that in the next life, they would be women, and would be forced to have the same size breasts as they say they currently prefer women to have.
i wouldn't get a sore back if i were always laying on it.
So, you'd be fine with being a woman if you could have sex all the time, but in very limited positions?
my legs would contort.
Misunderstood.

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Re: Boobs
« Reply #79 on: May 16, 2007, 07:36:49 AM »
I wonder if men would declare different boob preferences if they were told that in the next life, they would be women, and would be forced to have the same size breasts as they say they currently prefer women to have.
i wouldn't get a sore back if i were always laying on it.
So, you'd be fine with being a woman if you could have sex all the time, but in very limited positions?
my legs would contort.

I don't care if you're quadruple-jointed, there are still certain- rather basic- positions that you cannot do on your back.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Boobs
« Reply #80 on: May 16, 2007, 08:13:42 AM »
Arse is overrated.

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Re: Boobs
« Reply #81 on: May 16, 2007, 08:14:27 AM »
Arse is overrated.

So is your university education.

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Re: Boobs
« Reply #82 on: May 16, 2007, 08:14:44 AM »
I wonder if men would declare different boob preferences if they were told that in the next life, they would be women, and would be forced to have the same size breasts as they say they currently prefer women to have.

If I became a woman in my next life, I'd want BIGGER boobs so I could suck my own nipples.

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Re: Boobs
« Reply #83 on: May 16, 2007, 08:15:37 AM »
I wonder if men would declare different boob preferences if they were told that in the next life, they would be women, and would be forced to have the same size breasts as they say they currently prefer women to have.

If I became a woman in my next life, I'd want BIGGER boobs so I could suck my own nipples.

But if you were a woman.. why would you want to do that unless you are a lesbian?

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Re: Boobs
« Reply #84 on: May 16, 2007, 08:17:50 AM »
I wonder if men would declare different boob preferences if they were told that in the next life, they would be women, and would be forced to have the same size breasts as they say they currently prefer women to have.

If I became a woman in my next life, I'd want BIGGER boobs so I could suck my own nipples.

Aren't you already a big tit, though?

God, that was good.

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Re: Boobs
« Reply #85 on: May 16, 2007, 08:59:09 AM »
I wonder if men would declare different boob preferences if they were told that in the next life, they would be women, and would be forced to have the same size breasts as they say they currently prefer women to have.

I think that I'd be fine with my preferences.

I wonder if men would declare different boob preferences if they were told that in the next life, they would be women, and would be forced to have the same size breasts as they say they currently prefer women to have.

If I became a woman in my next life, I'd want BIGGER boobs so I could suck my own nipples.

But if you were a woman.. why would you want to do that unless you are a lesbian?

For show. That's the only reason my wife ever did it.
Though she couldn't really suck them, just lick.

But, I don't see what being a lesbian has to do with it.
I mean, I'm not gay, and I used to suck myself. It's
presumably another way to achieve pleasure.

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Re: Boobs
« Reply #86 on: May 16, 2007, 11:10:42 AM »
Dicksterity.  And titsterity, I guess.
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I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Boobs
« Reply #87 on: May 16, 2007, 12:23:19 PM »
I wonder if men would declare different boob preferences if they were told that in the next life, they would be women, and would be forced to have the same size breasts as they say they currently prefer women to have.
i wouldn't get a sore back if i were always laying on it.
So, you'd be fine with being a woman if you could have sex all the time, but in very limited positions?
my legs would contort.

I don't care if you're quadruple-jointed, there are still certain- rather basic- positions that you cannot do on your back.
i can always roll over, toss my arse into the air, and use my huge titties for supposrt.
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Re: Boobs
« Reply #88 on: May 16, 2007, 12:24:31 PM »
touche.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Boobs
« Reply #89 on: May 16, 2007, 01:04:52 PM »
I wonder if men would declare different boob preferences if they were told that in the next life, they would be women, and would be forced to have the same size breasts as they say they currently prefer women to have.

If I became a woman in my next life, I'd want BIGGER boobs so I could suck my own nipples.

But if you were a woman.. why would you want to do that unless you are a lesbian?

Are you saying that you've never pleasured yourself ??