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Re: Car Porn
« Reply #15 on: March 10, 2013, 01:13:24 PM »
Quote from: Scrapheap on March 10, 2013, 11:02:16 AM
Jags were unreliable pieces of shit until Ford bought them.

It was the Ford engineers who told the guys at Jaguar to quit making gaskets out of old newspaper.

Hey, you know why Jaguar didn't make watches? because they couldn't figure out how to make them leak oil!!!  :LOL:

I like the picture of you above. The one where you are committing adultery with the vehicle while robed in the garments of a whore.
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Re: Car Porn
« Reply #16 on: March 10, 2013, 01:51:45 PM »
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Re: Car Porn
« Reply #17 on: March 10, 2013, 01:52:31 PM »
Quote from: Scrapheap on March 10, 2013, 11:02:16 AM
Jags were unreliable pieces of shit until Ford bought them.

It was the Ford engineers who told the guys at Jaguar to quit making gaskets out of old newspaper.

Hey, you know why Jaguar didn't make watches? because they couldn't figure out how to make them leak oil!!!  :LOL:

Ah, yes, Ford. Here's a lasting contribution of theirs.



Another memorable design.



Here's a classic.



The bloody tree is better-looking, for chrissakes.



My eyes, my eyes! :GA:

Really, Scrap. I know you can't afford a decent car but you can post pics. It's what this thread is for.
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Re: Car Porn
« Reply #18 on: March 10, 2013, 04:20:03 PM »
Keep reading this thread title as pop corn.
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Re: Car Porn
« Reply #19 on: March 10, 2013, 06:21:20 PM »
 :zombiefuck: Pinto flashback.  :GA:

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Re: Car Porn
« Reply #20 on: March 11, 2013, 12:00:30 AM »
Quote from: Icequeen on March 10, 2013, 06:21:20 PM
:zombiefuck: Pinto flashback.  :GA:

Sorry about that. It was for Scrap's own good.

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Re: Car Porn
« Reply #21 on: March 11, 2013, 11:57:11 AM »
Quote from: odeon on March 10, 2013, 01:52:31 PM
Quote from: Scrapheap on March 10, 2013, 11:02:16 AM
Jags were unreliable pieces of shit until Ford bought them.

It was the Ford engineers who told the guys at Jaguar to quit making gaskets out of old newspaper.

Hey, you know why Jaguar didn't make watches? because they couldn't figure out how to make them leak oil!!!  :LOL:

Ah, yes, Ford. Here's a lasting contribution of theirs.



Really, Scrap. I know you can't afford a decent car but you can post pics. It's what this thread is for.

Decent car? I drive the same brand you do...




... a FORD!

The Jag S-type is a Ford DEW chassis with a Ford powertrain.

I drive a Mazda B4000, same thing as the Ford Ranger.

You drive a Ford, welcome to the club.  :wanker:
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Re: Car Porn
« Reply #22 on: March 11, 2013, 12:02:11 PM »
Quote from: Icequeen on March 10, 2013, 06:21:20 PM
:zombiefuck: Pinto flashback.  :GA:



Uuum, that's a Torino.

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Re: Car Porn
« Reply #23 on: March 11, 2013, 01:30:56 PM »
Quote from: Scrapheap on March 11, 2013, 11:57:11 AM
Quote from: odeon on March 10, 2013, 01:52:31 PM
Quote from: Scrapheap on March 10, 2013, 11:02:16 AM
Jags were unreliable pieces of shit until Ford bought them.

It was the Ford engineers who told the guys at Jaguar to quit making gaskets out of old newspaper.

Hey, you know why Jaguar didn't make watches? because they couldn't figure out how to make them leak oil!!!  :LOL:

Ah, yes, Ford. Here's a lasting contribution of theirs.



Really, Scrap. I know you can't afford a decent car but you can post pics. It's what this thread is for.

Decent car? I drive the same brand you do...




... a FORD!

The Jag S-type is a Ford DEW chassis with a Ford powertrain.

I drive a Mazda B4000, same thing as the Ford Ranger.

You drive a Ford, welcome to the club.  :wanker:

Actually I drive one of these:



And the S-Type platform was jointly developed by Jaguar and Ford, yes. It was first used on a Lincoln, though.

Did you have an actual point?
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Re: Car Porn
« Reply #24 on: March 11, 2013, 02:29:08 PM »
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Re: Car Porn
« Reply #25 on: March 11, 2013, 03:53:10 PM »
Quote from: Scrapheap on March 11, 2013, 12:02:11 PM
Uuum, that's a Torino.

:scratchhead:

1972 Gran Torino 428 Cobra Jet.

Sorry, I was referring to odeon's pinto pos above that in the first line. :LOL:

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Re: Car Porn
« Reply #26 on: March 12, 2013, 12:04:11 AM »
Quote from: Scrapheap on March 11, 2013, 02:29:08 PM
http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php/topic,17144.msg740464.html#msg740464  :hahaha:

I switched to an XK close to a year ago, Scrap. But I guess it's so you to barge in without a clue.

It's amusing that you'd rather focus on an another person's Jaguar than simply post pics of beautiful cars.

Here's an XK8. Mine is black but this is the same MY.

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Re: Car Porn
« Reply #27 on: March 12, 2013, 12:31:13 AM »


mmm... Lotus...


























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Re: Car Porn
« Reply #28 on: March 12, 2013, 12:36:24 AM »


I luuuurrrrrvve the Lancia Stratos. I want to marry it.



































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Re: Car Porn
« Reply #29 on: March 12, 2013, 02:27:59 AM »
Quote from: odeon on March 12, 2013, 12:04:11 AM
It's amusing that you'd rather focus on an another person's Jaguar than simply post pics of beautiful cars.


You're the one who brought up the topic of who's driving what. Don't try to pin that shit on me. Do I have to re-post the conversation even though it's at the top of the page? I know you have the memory of a goldfish and all...
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