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Quote the stupidest texts you have seen on the net
« on: October 24, 2012, 02:13:20 PM »
From a Swedish community: "I want to meet a guy. Preferrably Scandinavian looks, about 190cm, handsome and well endowed. I'm only seeking a serious contact, no sex date".  :tard:
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Re: Quote the stupidest texts you have seen on the net
« Reply #1 on: October 24, 2012, 02:15:06 PM »
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Re: Quote the stupidest texts you have seen on the net
« Reply #2 on: October 24, 2012, 05:23:41 PM »
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Re: Quote the stupidest texts you have seen on the net
« Reply #3 on: October 24, 2012, 08:20:41 PM »
  This was on a bus, not the internet, but ... 


  On one of the city buses there was a poster promoting the Women, Infants and Children
  welfare program, and some cranky semiliterate person had scrawled on the poster,
  presumably addressing welfare recipients,  DON'T BE A SPOUNGE!   :rofl:
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Re: Quote the stupidest texts you have seen on the net
« Reply #4 on: October 25, 2012, 07:52:26 AM »
This was not on the net either but I saw spraypainted onto a wall:
EDUCATION IS USLESS
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Re: Quote the stupidest texts you have seen on the net
« Reply #5 on: October 25, 2012, 07:55:03 AM »
Quote from: renaeden on October 25, 2012, 07:52:26 AM
This was not on the net either but I saw spraypainted onto a wall:
EDUCATION IS USLESS

  That's awesome, hope it was a genuine misspelling rather than sarcasm,
  I think it would be funnier that way.  :laugh:
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Re: Quote the stupidest texts you have seen on the net
« Reply #6 on: November 03, 2012, 03:07:20 PM »
From the same community. This is a post-op MTF. It should especially be seen against the background that she was supposedly raped a few weeks ago. "Smyge" is short för "Smygehuk" a place in southern Sweden.

"Happily engaged." "Horny. Am in Smyge. Come and get me!"  :facepalm2:
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Re: Quote the stupidest texts you have seen on the net
« Reply #7 on: November 03, 2012, 05:03:16 PM »
I am not sure if this counts but I have seen several stop signs in the past and someone had spray painted "Don't" on it right above the word.
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Re: Quote the stupidest texts you have seen on the net
« Reply #8 on: November 23, 2012, 11:08:03 AM »
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Re: Quote the stupidest texts you have seen on the net
« Reply #9 on: November 25, 2012, 01:08:16 PM »
Quote from: http://textsfromlastnight.com/Text-Replies-44639.html
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Quote the stupidest texts you have seen on the net
« Reply #10 on: November 26, 2012, 06:59:28 PM »
Quote from: http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/tfln/~3/4hf_a-DvUy0/Text-Replies-44687.html
(405): I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
(1-405): Does he think you're psycho?
(405): Officially...... yes.
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Quote the stupidest texts you have seen on the net
« Reply #11 on: December 11, 2012, 01:47:17 PM »
Not stupid, but this made me chuckle.  The blogger is a woman in her 50's who was quite a swinger when she was younger.

"I've just sent a text message to the Minder asking what time he wants collecting from work tonight. He replied with a time & requesting that I am naked when I collect him!!!!!!!!!!

It's minus icy degrees here, if it was a little warmer I might do just that, but as I know what my beloved is like with technology in general & his phone in particular, I shall collect him fully clothed. For although the message said 'Naked 9:30 pm' what he meant to send was 'Make it 9:30 pm'. If I'm wrong he is going to be bitterly disappointed."
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