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More social
« on: December 07, 2012, 12:13:04 PM »
I think the internet needs to be more social. Youtube should be much more social. Facebook should be more social. They can all be more social, I think. Forums and chats need to be more social also, there should be options to make lists of buddies and such, and instant contact and more chat. More groups. And the groups should be more social, more interconnected, for example - groups within groups within groups in a network of groups extending far beyond the group, into clusters of super-groups brancing into sub-groups. There's lots of media not social at all, for example cinema. Cinema should be totally social, you should be able to connect with your friends at the cinema. TV too, you should be able to connect with your friends on TV, and make groups, and add lists of buddies, and sub-lists of "best friends" and "family" and "neighbors" and "collegues" and "enemies" etc etc. Also, it should be more social. Internet should be much more social. Youtube should be much more social. Facebook should be more social. They can all be more social, I think. Forums and chats need to be more social also, there should be options to make lists of buddies and such, and instant contact and more chat. More groups. And the groups should be more social, more interconnected, for example - groups within groups within groups in a network of groups extending far beyond the group, into clusters of super-groups brancing into sub-groups. There's lots of media not social at all, for example cinema. Cinema should be totally social, you should be able to connect with your friends at the cinema. Also, it should be more social. Internet should be much more social. Youtube should be much more social. Facebook should be more social. They can all be more social, I think. Forums and chats need to be more social also, there should be options to make lists of buddies and such, and instant contact and more chat. More groups. And the groups should be more social, more interconnected, for example - groups within groups within groups in a network of groups extending far beyond the group, into clusters of super-groups brancing into sub-groups. There's lots of media not social at all, for example cinema. Cinema should be totally social, you should be able to connect with your friends at the cinema. The back yard too, you should be able to connect with your friends in the back yard, and make groups, and add lists of buddies, and sub-lists of "best friends" and "hedgehogs" and "neighbors" and "collegues" and "enemies" etc etc. Also, it should be more social. Internet should be much more social. Youtube should be much more social. Facebook should be more social. They can all be more social, I think. Forums and chats need to be more social also, there should be options to make lists of buddies and such, and instant contact and more chat. More groups. And the groups should be more social, more interconnected, for example - groups within groups within groups in a network of groups extending far beyond the group, into clusters of super-groups brancing into sub-groups. There's lots of media not social at all, for example cinema. Cinema should be totally social, you should be able to connect with your friends at the cinema. Also, it should be more social. Internet should be much more social. Youtube should be much more social. Facebook should be more social. They can all be more social, I think. Forums and chats need to be more social also, there should be options to make lists of buddies and such, and instant contact and more chat. More groups. And the groups should be more social, more interconnected, for example - groups within groups within groups in a network of groups extending far beyond the group, into clusters of super-groups brancing into sub-groups. There's lots of media not social at all, for example cinema. Cinema should be totally social, you should be able to connect with your friends at the cinema. The dentist too, you should be able to connect with your friends at the dentists, and make groups. Forums and chats need to be more social also, there should be options to make lists of buddies and such, and instant contact and more chat. More groups. And the groups should be more social, more interconnected, for example - groups within groups within groups in a network of groups extending far beyond the group, into clusters of super-groups brancing into sub-groups. There's lots of media not social at all, for example cinema. Cinema should be totally social, you should be able to connect with your friends at the cinema. The zoo too, you should be able to connect with your friends at the zoo, and make groups, and add lists of buddies, and sub-lists of "best friends" and "family" and "neighbors" and "collegues" and "pets" etc etc. Also, it should be more social. 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Facebook should be more social. They can all be more social, I think. Forums and chats need to be more social also, there should be options to make lists of buddies and such, and instant contact and more chat. More groups. And the groups should be more social, more interconnected, for example - groups within groups within groups in a network of groups extending far beyond the group, into clusters of super-groups brancing into sub-groups. There's lots of media not social at all, for example cinema. Cinema should be totally social, you should be able to connect with your friends at the cinema. POW camps too, you should be able to connect with your friends in POW camps, and make groups, and add lists of buddies, and sub-lists of "best friends" and "family" and "school buddies" and "collegues" and "enemies" etc etc. Also, it should be more social. Internet should be much more social. Youtube should be much more social. Facebook should be more social. They can all be more social, I think. Forums and chats need to be more social also, there should be options to make lists of buddies and such, and instant contact and more chat. VCR too, you should be able to connect with your friends with the VCR and make groups, and add lists of buddies, and sub-lists of "best friends" and "family" and "neighbors" and "collegues" and "enemies" etc etc. Also, it should be more social. Internet should be much more social. Youtube should be much more social. Facebook should be more social. They can all be more social, I think. Forums and chats need to be more social also, there should be options to make lists of buddies and such, and instant contact and more chat. More groups. And the groups should be more social, more interconnected, for example - groups within groups within groups in a network of groups extending far beyond the group, into clusters of super-groups brancing into sub-groups. There's lots of media not social at all, for example cinema. Cinema should be totally social, you should be able to connect with your friends at the cinema. Radio too, you should be able to connect with your friends on the Radio, and make groups, and add lists of buddies, and sub-lists of "best friends" and "family" and "neighbors" and "collegues" and "enemies" etc etc. Also, it should be more social. Internet should be much more social. Youtube should be much more social. More groups. And the groups should be more social, more interconnected, for example - groups within groups within groups in a network of groups extending far beyond the group, into clusters of super-groups brancing into sub-groups. There's lots of media not social at all, for example cinema. Cinema should be totally social, you should be able to connect with your friends at the cinema. Death row too, you should be able to connect with your friends on death row, and make groups, and add lists of buddies, and sub-lists of "best friends" and "family" and "neighbors" and "collegues" and "parole officers" etc etc. Also, it should be more social. Internet should be much more social. They are quite social, but they really could be much more social.

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Re: More social
« Reply #1 on: December 07, 2012, 02:53:23 PM »
  I can't read this now, I am going out with friends.  :autism:
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Re: More social
« Reply #2 on: December 07, 2012, 03:28:08 PM »
  I can't read this now, I am going out with friends.  :autism:

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Re: More social
« Reply #3 on: December 07, 2012, 03:58:05 PM »
I'm outta here.

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Re: More social
« Reply #4 on: December 07, 2012, 05:11:02 PM »
There's no way in hell I'm going to read that.
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Re: More social
« Reply #5 on: December 07, 2012, 05:18:09 PM »
Can I buy a paragraph?
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: More social
« Reply #6 on: December 07, 2012, 05:20:37 PM »
A dime for a dozen.
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Re: More social
« Reply #7 on: December 07, 2012, 05:21:33 PM »
:D

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Re: More social
« Reply #8 on: December 07, 2012, 06:36:50 PM »
OH GOD MY EYES
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: More social
« Reply #9 on: December 07, 2012, 07:19:11 PM »
This from the guy who wants to live forever?   :crowd:
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Re: More social
« Reply #10 on: December 07, 2012, 07:21:48 PM »
This from the guy who wants to live forever?   :crowd:

Forever is an eternity multiplied eternally - - - without people
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Re: More social
« Reply #11 on: December 07, 2012, 09:43:25 PM »
Tl dr. Got the gist. Agreed.
"I’m fearless in my heart.
They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

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Re: More social
« Reply #12 on: December 07, 2012, 10:13:57 PM »
Okay, that's it, as much fun as it was, I can't hold it back :D

THE BULK OF THIS IS A HANDFUL OF SENTENCES COPYPASTED :'D you guys are such spazzes  ::)

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Re: More social
« Reply #13 on: December 07, 2012, 10:25:47 PM »
Okay, that's it, as much fun as it was, I can't hold it back :D

THE BULK OF THIS IS A HANDFUL OF SENTENCES COPYPASTED :'D you guys are such spazzes  ::)

What lovely things did you say about me, my love? I'll have you know I am highly committed in our relationship, and I've been involved in numerous counseling, and I have over 300 confirmed dating experiences. I am trained in reliability and I'm the best person for you in the entire earth. You are everything to me, not just another person. I will take your pain out with tender, love, and care the likes of which nobody has ever been felt before on this earth, mark my romantic love notes. You think you can get away with saying you're not good enough for me on the internet? Think again, lover. As we speak, I am contacting my boss, who is the manager of Hallmarks, to give me flowers, candy, and stuffed animals for me to send to your home and to do that, your address is being tracked right now so you better prepare for the love making, beautiful. The love making that will wipe the tears of hurt you have felt from those pathetic others you call your ex's. You're fucking mine, my love (I know it's bad to swear to get a point across but damn I really love you!) I can be with you anywhere, anytime, and I can love you in many ways, and that's not just from my mind, but my heart too. Not only I am dangerously in love with you, I have permission from your entire family members to happily engage with you in marriage with a 5 carat ring and I will use a full box of tissues to wipe tears off your happy face, my love. If only you could have known how heart-touching your "average" comment had meant to me, maybe you would keep writing more. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're going to have put more faith in me, my wonderful love. I will give all my love to you and you will drown in it. You're fucking loved, boo.

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They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

  - Steve Vai, "The Audience is Listening"

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Re: More social
« Reply #14 on: December 07, 2012, 10:26:41 PM »
Hey /b/, I have a very serious problem. I'm fucking crying because of how stupid I am.

Okay, so my girlfriend was supposed to come over to my house today because I was going to go take her to a movie. She lives about 20 minutes away, and the movie we were supposed to see started at 4:15, which was in about 40 minutes. I figured "cool, I'll just play Pokemon while I wait".

So I'm playing Pokemon, and having a pretty damn good time. Anyway, she finally does show up, except she's crying as she walks into my room. Instead of doing the right thing by comforting her, I half-focus on my game and her. She starts telling me her cat died, and just as she was getting into it, I get into a random encounter in my game.

A shiny pidgey. Holy shit. (For those of you who don't know/care, shiny pokemon have less than a 1/1000 chance of appearing). I stare into my screen in amazement, yelling "holy shit, YES", interrupting her mid-story. She sobs more, and she starts to yell "You don't even fucking care! YOU JUST WANT TO PLAY YOUR FUCKING GAME!" I'm still looking at my screen, still focusing on catching my shiny pidgey, when she walks over, and tosses the game against the wall. I run over and pick up my DS hoping that nothing has changed on screen, and quickly noticed that she broke it. My system and my shiny pidgey, gone forever.

I start screaming every obsenity I know, and started flailing my arms around. I didn't know she was behind me, and appearantly I backhanded her in the face while I was being a dumbass and swinging my fists around. She yells out "FUCK YOU", and runs out of my house in tears.

What have I done? I've fucked up so badly, and I need to know how to approach her. I don't want a game of Pokemon to be respoinsible for ruining my best relationship ever. Help me /b/.
"I’m fearless in my heart.
They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

  - Steve Vai, "The Audience is Listening"