I am just so shocked.
This area of Oslo that I am living in. You have to have a fucking mortgage to live here, you have to own the place.
I have lived in Longsight and Moss Side.. which are the SHITTEST places in manchester. And I have Never EVER been hit by a broom. A housewives broom.
I mean I was all, fuck scando: "YOU FUCKIN' WOT MAAAAAAAATE?" in my best chav voice.. and they were just like "ve vill call da polise!"
I AM UPSET. BOO HOO.