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Re: Eris has a question.
« Reply #90 on: August 29, 2012, 12:16:40 PM »
one of the reasons i like being female is that i can play with mine whenever i want  :P

i guess if i were a bloke i would spend a fair bit of time tinkering with my todger, too  :penis:
It's better this way.  We don't get stuck with equipment that's done with just the one shot.


AHAHAHAHA! Is that your experience, then? Well thats an ego booster. Mine stays going as long as its fucked with. :green:
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Re: Eris has a question.
« Reply #91 on: August 29, 2012, 01:02:00 PM »
I'd rather a one shot than something that will tingle for hours on end, even after sexy times.

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Re: Eris has a question.
« Reply #92 on: August 29, 2012, 01:38:20 PM »
one of the reasons i like being female is that i can play with mine whenever i want  :P

i guess if i were a bloke i would spend a fair bit of time tinkering with my todger, too  :penis:
It's better this way.  We don't get stuck with equipment that's done with just the one shot.


AHAHAHAHA! Is that your experience, then? Well thats an ego booster. Mine stays going as long as its fucked with. :green:

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Re: Eris has a question.
« Reply #93 on: August 29, 2012, 03:00:40 PM »
I'd rather a one shot than something that will tingle for hours on end, even after sexy times.

Yeah. You got me there. Sucks. :'(
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I am the passion; I am the warfare.
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Re: Eris has a question.
« Reply #94 on: August 30, 2012, 05:44:30 AM »
one of the reasons i like being female is that i can play with mine whenever i want  :P

i guess if i were a bloke i would spend a fair bit of time tinkering with my todger, too  :penis:
It's better this way.  We don't get stuck with equipment that's done with just the one shot.


AHAHAHAHA! Is that your experience, then? Well thats an ego booster. Mine stays going as long as its fucked with. :green:
OK, maybe one or two shots, under the right circumstances.  :P  It is nice to have no refractory period at all, though.
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Re: Eris has a question.
« Reply #95 on: August 30, 2012, 07:52:36 AM »
one of the reasons i like being female is that i can play with mine whenever i want  :P

i guess if i were a bloke i would spend a fair bit of time tinkering with my todger, too  :penis:
It's better this way.  We don't get stuck with equipment that's done with just the one shot.


AHAHAHAHA! Is that your experience, then? Well thats an ego booster. Mine stays going as long as its fucked with. :green:

*grabs your fishing tackle*

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Re: Eris has a question.
« Reply #96 on: August 31, 2012, 12:08:47 PM »
one of the reasons i like being female is that i can play with mine whenever i want  :P

i guess if i were a bloke i would spend a fair bit of time tinkering with my todger, too  :penis:
It's better this way.  We don't get stuck with equipment that's done with just the one shot.


AHAHAHAHA! Is that your experience, then? Well thats an ego booster. Mine stays going as long as its fucked with. :green:
OK, maybe one or two shots, under the right circumstances.  :P  It is nice to have no refractory period at all, though.

Oh its sure nice for the girl, but there exists men like me who stay hard for a couple of hours even after the girl is all sore and "satisfied". The guy winds up not feeling so satisfied at all. In fact its quite maddening.  :dunno:
"I’m fearless in my heart.
They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

  - Steve Vai, "The Audience is Listening"

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Re: Eris has a question.
« Reply #97 on: September 03, 2012, 10:34:55 AM »
one of the reasons i like being female is that i can play with mine whenever i want  :P

i guess if i were a bloke i would spend a fair bit of time tinkering with my todger, too  :penis:
It's better this way.  We don't get stuck with equipment that's done with just the one shot.


AHAHAHAHA! Is that your experience, then? Well thats an ego booster. Mine stays going as long as its fucked with. :green:
OK, maybe one or two shots, under the right circumstances.  :P  It is nice to have no refractory period at all, though.

Oh its sure nice for the girl, but there exists men like me who stay hard for a couple of hours even after the girl is all sore and "satisfied". The guy winds up not feeling so satisfied at all. In fact its quite maddening.  :dunno:
So your issue isn't that you lack a refractory period, it's that you don't achieve full happiness easily, then?  (Think you mentioned that before.)
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.