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Re: Random possibly useful fact
« Reply #765 on: December 02, 2015, 10:49:06 AM »
According to Sterling Archer, if you fart into a dryer sheet, it makes for a more pleasant experience, so keep some dryer sheets handy.

Why does it become more pleasant?

Do you have to wear a dryer sheet in your pants, or quickly remove your trunks and hold the dryer sheet in place?
And who will benefit from the more pleasant experience, the innocent bystanders or the farting culprit?

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Re: Random possibly useful fact
« Reply #766 on: December 02, 2015, 02:36:17 PM »
According to Sterling Archer, if you fart into a dryer sheet, it makes for a more pleasant experience, so keep some dryer sheets handy.

Why does it become more pleasant?

Do you have to wear a dryer sheet in your pants, or quickly remove your trunks and hold the dryer sheet in place?
And who will benefit from the more pleasant experience, the innocent bystanders or the farting culprit?

Remember, this is a cow asking these questions.
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Cows don't wear pants nor have hands to hold dryer sheets.
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Re: Random possibly useful fact
« Reply #767 on: December 02, 2015, 03:45:51 PM »
In the show they are just "handy" in the nightstand next to the bed where Mr. Archer bones the "lucky" ladies. So he is just requesting that the ladies take advantage of them and politely use them, because as he says...you will have gas after his particular style of love making.
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Re: Random possibly useful fact
« Reply #768 on: December 12, 2015, 03:05:03 PM »
The Japanese word for bread, "pan", is a Portuguese loan word

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Re: Random possibly useful fact
« Reply #769 on: December 13, 2015, 03:18:20 AM »
Not Spanish? :-\
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Re: Random possibly useful fact
« Reply #770 on: December 13, 2015, 04:23:53 AM »
The Portugese were the first to explore the East.
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Re: Random possibly useful fact
« Reply #771 on: December 13, 2015, 09:36:09 AM »
^That

"Pan" is the same in Spanish and Portuguese, but Portuguese missionaries got there first

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Re: Random possibly useful fact
« Reply #772 on: December 13, 2015, 11:59:20 PM »
Did they manage to convert anyone or did they just talk about bread? :zoinks:
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Re: Random possibly useful fact
« Reply #773 on: December 14, 2015, 12:07:20 AM »
They brought loads and loads of missionaries. Might be worth looking into, while waiting on an airport.
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Re: Random possibly useful fact
« Reply #774 on: December 14, 2015, 12:49:59 AM »
Japan also has an unlikely relation with Peru, as a lot of Japanese migrated there, bedazzled by "American dream"-like ideas probably inspired by Inca myths, Eldorados and such

Recent policies invite "Nippo-Peruvians" to migrate back to Japan, making Peruvians and Brazilians among the highest number of non-Asian immigrants to the country.

It also explains the strangely Japanese-sounding name of Peru's former president Alberto Fujimori (now incarcerated for corruption, kidnapping and murder)

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Re: Random possibly useful fact
« Reply #775 on: December 14, 2015, 01:08:10 AM »
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Re: Random possibly useful fact
« Reply #776 on: December 14, 2015, 02:31:22 AM »
Japan also has an unlikely relation with Peru, as a lot of Japanese migrated there, bedazzled by "American dream"-like ideas probably inspired by Inca myths, Eldorados and such

Recent policies invite "Nippo-Peruvians" to migrate back to Japan, making Peruvians and Brazilians among the highest number of non-Asian immigrants to the country.

It also explains the strangely Japanese-sounding name of Peru's former president Alberto Fujimori (now incarcerated for corruption, kidnapping and murder)

This I did not know. Cool facts.
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Re: Random possibly useful fact
« Reply #777 on: December 14, 2015, 03:46:19 AM »
Did they manage to convert anyone or did they just talk about bread? :zoinks:

Their conversion tactics were successful enough to create an uproar in Japan. So, after that, the Portugese were not welcome in Japan any more. The Dutch were the only western people allowed to have trading contacts with the Japanese.
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Re: Random possibly useful fact
« Reply #778 on: December 15, 2015, 01:26:32 AM »
I think I knew that from somewhere, actually.
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Re: Random possibly useful fact
« Reply #779 on: December 16, 2015, 04:48:49 AM »
Japan also has an unlikely relation with Peru, as a lot of Japanese migrated there, bedazzled by "American dream"-like ideas probably inspired by Inca myths, Eldorados and such

Recent policies invite "Nippo-Peruvians" to migrate back to Japan, making Peruvians and Brazilians among the highest number of non-Asian immigrants to the country.

It also explains the strangely Japanese-sounding name of Peru's former president Alberto Fujimori (now incarcerated for corruption, kidnapping and murder)

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