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Re: I Pee Standing Up
« Reply #15 on: November 09, 2009, 11:50:34 AM »
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I thought you needed a FUD for that, something which probably would be lethal in my drunk hands:

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Re: I Pee Standing Up
« Reply #16 on: November 09, 2009, 12:04:33 PM »
Quote from: Bint on November 09, 2009, 11:50:34 AM
:orly: :orly:

I thought you needed a FUD for that, something which probably would be lethal in my drunk hands:




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Re: I Pee Standing Up
« Reply #17 on: November 09, 2009, 12:06:47 PM »
My greatest ambition in life is to learn to pee up a tree  :thumbup:
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Re: I Pee Standing Up
« Reply #18 on: November 09, 2009, 01:36:59 PM »
We can do that with ease. 8)
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Re: I Pee Standing Up
« Reply #19 on: May 26, 2010, 07:08:05 AM »
Quote from: Blasted on November 09, 2009, 11:50:34 AM
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I thought you needed a FUD for that, something which probably would be lethal in my drunk hands:




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Is this the next 'woman's best travelling companion'?

They should sell them at camping stores, or in the party section of the supermarket. (I've always envied that men could just quickly do one wherever they want!)
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Re: I Pee Standing Up
« Reply #20 on: June 09, 2010, 09:08:23 AM »
Quote from: Blasted on November 09, 2009, 12:06:47 PM
My greatest ambition in life is to learn to pee up a tree  :thumbup:

Just turn the tree upside down and there should be no problem.
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Re: I Pee Standing Up
« Reply #21 on: June 09, 2010, 09:10:49 AM »
I saw one of them woman peeing things in Boots the other day (no i wans't buying anything related lol)

they were in the section with the Depends nappies (no i wasn't buying those either lol)
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Re: I Pee Standing Up
« Reply #22 on: July 11, 2011, 01:20:32 AM »
Ive honestly never tried to pee standing up. I imagine it would not work. Im good at squatting, though. :) The day I graduated from high school, I got really really drunk and dont remember much. My friend told me I pee in the middle of the street. It was like midnight, at least.
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Re: I Pee Standing Up
« Reply #23 on: July 11, 2011, 01:28:39 AM »
Suprised the OP didn't claim to be I.P. Freely
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Re: I Pee Standing Up
« Reply #24 on: July 11, 2011, 01:31:20 AM »
Quote from: Adam Scrapolla on July 11, 2011, 01:28:39 AM
Suprised the OP didn't claim to be I.P. Freely

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Re: I Pee Standing Up
« Reply #25 on: March 10, 2012, 06:12:48 PM »
I peed standing up once when I was eight years old. It was in the middle of the night and by accident. I was half asleep. I walked to the toilet, put my panties down to my ankles and peed. It all made it in the toilet, no mess. I then turned to get toilet paper. I saw the bathtub instead of the toilet roll and that was when I realized I was standing up the whole time. I wiped myself and put my underwear back on and went back to bed.
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Re: I Pee Standing Up
« Reply #26 on: March 10, 2012, 06:41:08 PM »
I pee in the shower.
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Re: I Pee Standing Up
« Reply #27 on: March 10, 2012, 09:29:12 PM »
Quote from: Oddball on March 10, 2012, 06:41:08 PM
I pee in the shower.

I also pee in the shower. I rinse the pee off with hot water to sterilize it.
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Re: I Pee Standing Up
« Reply #28 on: March 10, 2012, 09:33:53 PM »
Cures athletes foot, man.
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Re: I Pee Standing Up
« Reply #29 on: March 11, 2012, 12:53:28 AM »
Quote from: TheRealDuckFetishGirl on March 10, 2012, 09:29:12 PM
Quote from: Oddball on March 10, 2012, 06:41:08 PM
I pee in the shower.

I also pee in the shower. I rinse the pee off with hot water to sterilize it.
Pee is already sterile when it leaves the body (unless you have an infection of some kind).
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