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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #315 on: August 02, 2012, 04:32:48 AM »
^ bitch!

here are some action shots from the olympic diving


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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #316 on: August 02, 2012, 04:57:24 PM »

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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #317 on: August 02, 2012, 05:51:09 PM »
A good monarch is a treasure. A good politician is an oxymoron.

My brain is both uninhibited and uninhabited.

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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #318 on: August 02, 2012, 08:13:08 PM »

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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #319 on: August 02, 2012, 08:44:28 PM »
Whether it's true or not, at least it's humorous

BEST LAWYER STORY OF THE YEAR, DECADE AND PROBABLY THE CENTURY. Charlotte, North Carolina.

A lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars, and then insured them against, among other things, fire.

Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of these great cigars and without yet having made even his first

 premium payment on the policy the lawyer filed a claim against the insurance company.

In his claim, the lawyer stated the cigars were lost 'in a series of small fires.'  The insurance company refused to pay,

citing the obvious reason, that the man had consumed the cigars in the normal fashion. The lawyer sued and WON! (Stay with me.)

Delivering the ruling, the judge agreed with the insurance company that the claim was frivolous. The judge stated nevertheless,

that the lawyer held a policy from the company, which it had warranted that the cigars were insurable and also guaranteed that

it would insure them against fire, without defining what is considered to be unacceptable 'fire' and was obligated to pay the claim. 

Rather than endure lengthy and costly appeal process, the insurance company accepted the ruling and paid $15,000 to the lawyer

for his loss of the cigars lost in the 'fires'.

NOW FOR THE BEST PART..

After the lawyer cashed the check, the insurance company had him arrested on 24 counts of ARSON!!!  With his own insurance claim

and testimony from the previous case being used against him, the lawyer was convicted of intentionally burning his insured property

and was sentenced to 24 months in jail and a $24,000 fine. This is a true story and was the First Place winner in the recent Criminal Lawyers Award Contest.

ONLY IN AMERICA,

NO WONDER THIRD WORLD COUNTRIES THINK WE'RE NUTS
A good monarch is a treasure. A good politician is an oxymoron.

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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #320 on: August 03, 2012, 09:51:33 AM »
There are several problems with that story from an insurance law standpoint, but funny none the less :)

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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #321 on: August 05, 2012, 06:55:56 PM »
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #322 on: August 05, 2012, 08:12:00 PM »

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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #324 on: August 05, 2012, 08:23:24 PM »
:kitten: OBSESSIVE AILUROPHILE :kitten:


It is far better for people to hate you for doing the right thing than for people to love you for doing the wrong thing. Never ever forget that.

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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
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