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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1230 on: February 01, 2020, 11:38:23 PM »
For those of you who don't know, the San Francisco 49'ers and Kansas City Chiefs are playing in the Super Bowl.

So the mayor of Kansas City tweets to the mayor of San Francisco "if the 49'ers win the Super bowl, I will fly to San Francisco and give you a rack of ribs". The mayor of San Francisco replies, "if the Chiefs win the Super Bowl, I will fly to Kansas City and take a shit on the state capitol lawn".
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1231 on: February 02, 2020, 04:42:00 AM »
That's a bit mean of San Francisco. When is the Super Bowl?
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1232 on: February 02, 2020, 06:17:57 AM »
Quote from: renaeden on February 02, 2020, 04:42:00 AM
That's a bit mean of San Francisco.
It was a funny joke, though the nuance could be lost to those in other countries. Kansas City is famous for their BBQ, while San Francisco is famous for their homeless crapping in the streets.
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1233 on: February 02, 2020, 07:34:50 AM »
Ohhhhh  :orly:
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1234 on: February 02, 2020, 11:17:53 AM »


 :plus: Sorry I can't really plus you.
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1235 on: February 02, 2020, 12:48:59 PM »
Quote from: renaeden on February 02, 2020, 04:42:00 AM
That's a bit mean of San Francisco. When is the Super Bowl?

While Jack is right in identifying the joke, we can not really expect anything like good sportsmanship from a place so over run by the stank of liberalism run amok.

The Superbowl is played this evening.
I am a fan and I am pleased to see any team but teh Patriots in a Superbowl, for a change.
I do not care who wins. I am more of a player fan than a team fan, although I always support my life long love for the Cowboys and of course I live where the Colts play, so it is difficult for me to watch a game between the two when I want them both to end with a great season.

I feel that either team playing tonight is due for a title win and as long as the game is awesome as described, I will enjoy the experience.
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1236 on: April 01, 2020, 12:09:37 PM »
It had to be done.
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1237 on: April 02, 2020, 01:14:41 AM »
:rofl:
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1238 on: April 02, 2020, 01:42:57 AM »
Yeah, funny, but...eeek!  now i'm wondering if mosquitoes are gonna help transmitting  the virus. The damned things have no respect for peoples boundaries, do they?
(sorry to rain on the funny parade. i shall now go away and try to come up with a decent joke)
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1239 on: April 02, 2020, 08:35:50 AM »

Good, thank you.
Make someone laugh. :evillaugh:
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1240 on: April 03, 2020, 09:38:55 AM »
Quote from: Walkie on April 02, 2020, 01:42:57 AM
Yeah, funny, but...eeek!  now i'm wondering if mosquitoes are gonna help transmitting  the virus.

I doubt it, but who knows?
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1241 on: May 24, 2020, 07:08:37 AM »
This is funny ...

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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1242 on: June 05, 2020, 03:11:57 PM »
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1243 on: June 05, 2020, 04:36:12 PM »
^ :lol1:
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1244 on: June 06, 2020, 03:50:49 AM »
Like my sleeping spazz?
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