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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1185 on: November 18, 2016, 06:01:28 PM »
The submarine racing one made me lol!

Piss-take out of questions submitted about pregnancy:



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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1186 on: November 18, 2016, 08:42:16 PM »
Hilarious! But surprising that so many people can't spell pregnant.
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1187 on: November 29, 2016, 11:03:41 PM »



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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1188 on: November 30, 2016, 07:21:52 PM »
Here's baby ducks feeding fish.  :orly:



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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1189 on: December 04, 2016, 08:18:07 AM »
^ Awww.
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1190 on: December 04, 2016, 08:18:46 AM »
Perhaps I should've put this here:

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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1191 on: December 10, 2016, 02:33:07 PM »
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1192 on: January 03, 2017, 06:49:43 PM »
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1193 on: January 03, 2017, 06:52:51 PM »
There are no atheists when the toilet water is rising.
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1194 on: January 03, 2017, 06:58:20 PM »
^ Lol, wrong.
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1195 on: March 20, 2017, 06:39:02 PM »
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1196 on: March 20, 2017, 06:42:56 PM »
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1197 on: March 20, 2017, 08:05:36 PM »


 :zombiefuck:  The PR wanted to know what I guffawed at.  I told her she was too young to know.
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1198 on: December 01, 2017, 10:02:51 PM »

You can actually hear the blood flowing through your veins if you listen varicosely.
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1199 on: December 01, 2017, 10:05:51 PM »

When the pint over flowed for the second time, it was sent a subpoena for a quart date.
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Jimi Hendrix: When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. 

Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

The end result of life's daily pain and suffering, trials and failures, tears and laughter, readings and listenings is an accumulation of wisdom in its purest form.