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Re: hi i am new
« Reply #30 on: February 17, 2012, 06:43:45 PM »
apply directly to it. either the fresh or dried plant, but oil of oregano is more powerful. eating a diet with a lot of oregano will keep you from getting fungus in the first place

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Re: hi i am new
« Reply #31 on: February 17, 2012, 07:07:53 PM »
Hi eris.  We are actually a very conservative site and I hope you will be able to respect our sensitivities.

Now, tits or gtfo.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: hi i am new
« Reply #32 on: February 17, 2012, 07:08:49 PM »
apply directly to it. either the fresh or dried plant, but oil of oregano is more powerful. eating a diet with a lot of oregano will keep you from getting fungus in the first place

And it just might get you a lot of Italian boyfriends.
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Re: hi i am new
« Reply #33 on: February 17, 2012, 07:09:33 PM »
apply directly to it. either the fresh or dried plant, but oil of oregano is more powerful. eating a diet with a lot of oregano will keep you from getting fungus in the first place

And it just might get you a lot of Italian boyfriends.
Oregano gets you into the mafia?
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: hi i am new
« Reply #34 on: February 17, 2012, 07:11:51 PM »
apply directly to it. either the fresh or dried plant, but oil of oregano is more powerful. eating a diet with a lot of oregano will keep you from getting fungus in the first place

And it just might get you a lot of Italian boyfriends.
Oregano gets you into the mafia?

Noooooo, it gets the Mafia into you. :zombiefuck:
A good monarch is a treasure. A good politician is an oxymoron.

My brain is both uninhibited and uninhabited.

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Re: hi i am new
« Reply #35 on: February 17, 2012, 07:14:37 PM »

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Re: hi i am new
« Reply #36 on: February 17, 2012, 08:15:40 PM »
Who the fuck are you, and what did you do to eris? >:( j/k but srsly, did I step back in time? Holy fuck, I must do NOTHING!
Existence actually has two broad meanings despite its apparent meaningless. The constant reconciliation of all its parts, and the conservation of any closed system as a whole.

Morality can be extrapolated from these meanings to make these two commandments of godless morality: 1). Be in harmony with one another and 2). Care for the environment.

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Re: hi i am new
« Reply #37 on: February 17, 2012, 08:38:48 PM »
hi eris

you are only welcome here if you are a 6ft dominatrix hot chick! :green:

oh and must be into dubstep :evillaugh:
blah blah blah

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Re: hi i am new
« Reply #38 on: February 18, 2012, 04:26:19 AM »
Stop intimidating the new member.
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Re: hi i am new
« Reply #39 on: February 18, 2012, 05:57:46 AM »
Ever seen this bird?
(Turdus migratorius)
(moi non plus mais.. soit.. )
« Last Edit: February 19, 2012, 08:50:29 AM by lutra »
Solum certum nihil esse certi et homine nihil miserius aut superbius.

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Re: hi i am new
« Reply #40 on: February 18, 2012, 10:34:49 AM »
Stop intimidating the new member.
STOP REPRESSING MY FREEDOM OF EXPRESSION
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: hi i am new
« Reply #41 on: February 18, 2012, 10:38:31 AM »

Now, tits or gtfo.

PMSElle fuckin KNOWS what she's on about

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Re: hi i am new
« Reply #42 on: February 19, 2012, 03:29:15 AM »
Stop intimidating the new member.
STOP REPRESSING MY FREEDOM OF EXPRESSION

Stop using caps. :P
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Re: hi i am new
« Reply #43 on: February 19, 2012, 08:34:19 AM »
Clearly you have to call each other out over this very important matter!
You'll never self-actualize the subconscious canopy of stardust with that attitude.

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« Reply #44 on: February 19, 2012, 08:44:29 AM »
And then I'll call them out for calling each other out and ruining the site with their drama :zoinks: