Just one quick bitch, part two

[Genesis]

I feel sorry for stupid people, because to me in the real world, they're the reality equavilent of the Pakleds from Star Trek.

[Parts]

Crushed the tip of my middle finger between a giant saw blade and the floor of my van.  It was bad enough that I felt faint for a few minutes

[Genesis]

I don't want that fucking troll anywhere near me 

I guess I have to ghost some people again 

[Gopher Gary]

Crushed the tip of my middle finger between a giant saw blade and the floor of my van.  It was bad enough that I felt faint for a few minutes

There's something about shots to the bone like that in places that don't have muscle. Once when I was a kid we were parked on an incline; gravity caused the door to swing shut and it slammed on my elbow. Nothing was broken but I instantly threw up and felt like I was going to pass out.

[Genesis]

I would definitely feel better if I threw an actual pie at someone.

[renaeden]

Crushed the tip of my middle finger between a giant saw blade and the floor of my van.  It was bad enough that I felt faint for a few minutes

There's something about shots to the bone like that in places that don't have muscle. Once when I was a kid we were parked on an incline; gravity caused the door to swing shut and it slammed on my elbow. Nothing was broken but I instantly threw up and felt like I was going to pass out.

Injuries like those tend to make you hyperventilate so you feel faint. When I broke my arm, no such thing happened so I thought I was fine at first. But I remember being at the skating rink as a kid and falling over. Someone going past ran over my fingers. I looked at them and saw that blood had come out of the ends because they'd been squashed flat. A friend had to help me up and to the chairs off to the side. I sure did hyperventilate!

[Genesis]

I always avoid going outside by myself when the weather was cold and icy That's when my worst injury happened... I know it's only been 11 years, but I don't want another incident where I scream.

[Charlotte Quin]

A bit misogynistic and beyond the pale, but what can you do when he gets likes and laughs. 99% of his friends list is widowed 80 year old trad-wives (sometimes they're even as young as 70!/sarcasm) 

[Genesis]

Fire Alarm went off -___-