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Re: A chainsaw WTF
« Reply #15 on: February 01, 2012, 10:08:05 PM »
  But on one of the articles I read there were comments that supported this :zombiefuck:
Yes, the attitude supporting The Man has always been strange to me.  I think people want to believe that the world is fair so they rationalize all suffering by saying, "Well they deserved it."  That way they can feel secure that the FBI won't be water-boarding them as long as they play by the rules. 

Or maybe people just like to suck up to authority figures.

jack bauer has tought me other wise... jack bauer also tought me you can kill a person well handcuffed by biting though there jugular. you just have to commit to the bite.

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Re: A chainsaw WTF
« Reply #16 on: February 01, 2012, 10:09:15 PM »
dont u use them slammin things in the US? to break doors in? i want a go of one of them. just bash someones door in

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Re: A chainsaw WTF
« Reply #17 on: February 01, 2012, 10:18:29 PM »
dont u use them slammin things in the US? to break doors in? i want a go of one of them. just bash someones door in

aparantly not....

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if theres bees in the trap im catching them, by the thorax and abdomen. and sanding there stingers down to a rough quill. then i dip em in ink and i scribble a bit, and if the wriggle than i tickle them until they hold still, let me say it again, in my land of pretend, i use bees as a mother fucking pen!

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Re: A chainsaw WTF
« Reply #18 on: February 01, 2012, 10:19:44 PM »
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FITCHBURG, Mass. - A Massachusetts mother says the FBI used a chain saw blade to cut through her door and held her at gunpoint for at least 30 minutes before agents realized they were conducting a raid at the wrong home.

Judy Sanchez, of Fitchburg, says she awoke to heavy footsteps in the stairwell on Jan. 26 and walked into her kitchen in time to see a blade chop through her door.

"That's when I heard the clicking of a gun and I heard 'FBI, get down!', so I laid right on down," she told CBS station WBZ in Boston.
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 A chainsaw really come on did they want to have the people shoot at them or what?  I bet if she had a gun she would have been shooting seeing that I would.  WTF when will people see this has to stop?  But on one of the articles I read there were comments that supported this :zombiefuck: Shit like this is wrong on so many levels not to mention highly dangerous for everyone involved and for no good reason.
American Police hahaha
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Re: A chainsaw WTF
« Reply #19 on: February 01, 2012, 10:20:34 PM »
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FITCHBURG, Mass. - A Massachusetts mother says the FBI used a chain saw blade to cut through her door and held her at gunpoint for at least 30 minutes before agents realized they were conducting a raid at the wrong home.

Judy Sanchez, of Fitchburg, says she awoke to heavy footsteps in the stairwell on Jan. 26 and walked into her kitchen in time to see a blade chop through her door.

"That's when I heard the clicking of a gun and I heard 'FBI, get down!', so I laid right on down," she told CBS station WBZ in Boston.
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 A chainsaw really come on did they want to have the people shoot at them or what?  I bet if she had a gun she would have been shooting seeing that I would.  WTF when will people see this has to stop?  But on one of the articles I read there were comments that supported this :zombiefuck: Shit like this is wrong on so many levels not to mention highly dangerous for everyone involved and for no good reason.
American Police hahaha

well isnt it another stuck up frenchy. youll get laughed outa here soon enough.

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if theres bees in the trap im catching them, by the thorax and abdomen. and sanding there stingers down to a rough quill. then i dip em in ink and i scribble a bit, and if the wriggle than i tickle them until they hold still, let me say it again, in my land of pretend, i use bees as a mother fucking pen!

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Re: A chainsaw WTF
« Reply #20 on: February 01, 2012, 10:45:10 PM »
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FITCHBURG, Mass. - A Massachusetts mother says the FBI used a chain saw blade to cut through her door and held her at gunpoint for at least 30 minutes before agents realized they were conducting a raid at the wrong home.

Judy Sanchez, of Fitchburg, says she awoke to heavy footsteps in the stairwell on Jan. 26 and walked into her kitchen in time to see a blade chop through her door.

"That's when I heard the clicking of a gun and I heard 'FBI, get down!', so I laid right on down," she told CBS station WBZ in Boston.
Link

 A chainsaw really come on did they want to have the people shoot at them or what?  I bet if she had a gun she would have been shooting seeing that I would.  WTF when will people see this has to stop?  But on one of the articles I read there were comments that supported this :zombiefuck: Shit like this is wrong on so many levels not to mention highly dangerous for everyone involved and for no good reason.
American Police hahaha

Good reason to have a gun :hyke:
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Re: A chainsaw WTF
« Reply #21 on: February 01, 2012, 11:04:00 PM »
dont u use them slammin things in the US? to break doors in? i want a go of one of them. just bash someones door in

 Yeah, battering rams, I see the cops on TV using them all the time!  :headbang2:
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Re: A chainsaw WTF
« Reply #22 on: February 02, 2012, 01:25:48 AM »
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FITCHBURG, Mass. - A Massachusetts mother says the FBI used a chain saw blade to cut through her door and held her at gunpoint for at least 30 minutes before agents realized they were conducting a raid at the wrong home.

Judy Sanchez, of Fitchburg, says she awoke to heavy footsteps in the stairwell on Jan. 26 and walked into her kitchen in time to see a blade chop through her door.

"That's when I heard the clicking of a gun and I heard 'FBI, get down!', so I laid right on down," she told CBS station WBZ in Boston.
Link

 A chainsaw really come on did they want to have the people shoot at them or what?  I bet if she had a gun she would have been shooting seeing that I would.  WTF when will people see this has to stop?  But on one of the articles I read there were comments that supported this :zombiefuck: Shit like this is wrong on so many levels not to mention highly dangerous for everyone involved and for no good reason.
American Police hahaha

Good reason to have a gun :hyke:
Only if you want to die. American police carry guns also.
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Re: A chainsaw WTF
« Reply #23 on: February 02, 2012, 06:07:53 AM »
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FITCHBURG, Mass. - A Massachusetts mother says the FBI used a chain saw blade to cut through her door and held her at gunpoint for at least 30 minutes before agents realized they were conducting a raid at the wrong home.

Judy Sanchez, of Fitchburg, says she awoke to heavy footsteps in the stairwell on Jan. 26 and walked into her kitchen in time to see a blade chop through her door.

"That's when I heard the clicking of a gun and I heard 'FBI, get down!', so I laid right on down," she told CBS station WBZ in Boston.
Link

 A chainsaw really come on did they want to have the people shoot at them or what?  I bet if she had a gun she would have been shooting seeing that I would.  WTF when will people see this has to stop?  But on one of the articles I read there were comments that supported this :zombiefuck: Shit like this is wrong on so many levels not to mention highly dangerous for everyone involved and for no good reason.
American Police hahaha

Good reason to have a gun :hyke:
Only if you want to die. American police carry guns also.

Really    :tard:
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Re: A chainsaw WTF
« Reply #24 on: February 02, 2012, 07:02:05 AM »
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FITCHBURG, Mass. - A Massachusetts mother says the FBI used a chain saw blade to cut through her door and held her at gunpoint for at least 30 minutes before agents realized they were conducting a raid at the wrong home.

Judy Sanchez, of Fitchburg, says she awoke to heavy footsteps in the stairwell on Jan. 26 and walked into her kitchen in time to see a blade chop through her door.

"That's when I heard the clicking of a gun and I heard 'FBI, get down!', so I laid right on down," she told CBS station WBZ in Boston.
Link

 A chainsaw really come on did they want to have the people shoot at them or what?  I bet if she had a gun she would have been shooting seeing that I would.  WTF when will people see this has to stop?  But on one of the articles I read there were comments that supported this :zombiefuck: Shit like this is wrong on so many levels not to mention highly dangerous for everyone involved and for no good reason.
American Police hahaha

Good reason to have a gun :hyke:

...and steel doors.  :thumbup:

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Re: A chainsaw WTF
« Reply #25 on: February 02, 2012, 08:07:06 AM »
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FITCHBURG, Mass. - A Massachusetts mother says the FBI used a chain saw blade to cut through her door and held her at gunpoint for at least 30 minutes before agents realized they were conducting a raid at the wrong home.

Judy Sanchez, of Fitchburg, says she awoke to heavy footsteps in the stairwell on Jan. 26 and walked into her kitchen in time to see a blade chop through her door.

"That's when I heard the clicking of a gun and I heard 'FBI, get down!', so I laid right on down," she told CBS station WBZ in Boston.
Link

 A chainsaw really come on did they want to have the people shoot at them or what?  I bet if she had a gun she would have been shooting seeing that I would.  WTF when will people see this has to stop?  But on one of the articles I read there were comments that supported this :zombiefuck: Shit like this is wrong on so many levels not to mention highly dangerous for everyone involved and for no good reason.
American Police hahaha

Good reason to have a gun :hyke:

...and steel doors.  :thumbup:

My front door is made of heavy steel.

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Re: A chainsaw WTF
« Reply #26 on: February 02, 2012, 08:20:15 AM »
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Re: A chainsaw WTF
« Reply #27 on: February 02, 2012, 08:25:23 AM »
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 I'll bet it has a moat and a drawbridge!  :viking:
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Re: A chainsaw WTF
« Reply #28 on: February 02, 2012, 08:38:02 AM »
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FITCHBURG, Mass. - A Massachusetts mother says the FBI used a chain saw blade to cut through her door and held her at gunpoint for at least 30 minutes before agents realized they were conducting a raid at the wrong home.

Judy Sanchez, of Fitchburg, says she awoke to heavy footsteps in the stairwell on Jan. 26 and walked into her kitchen in time to see a blade chop through her door.

"That's when I heard the clicking of a gun and I heard 'FBI, get down!', so I laid right on down," she told CBS station WBZ in Boston.
Link

 A chainsaw really come on did they want to have the people shoot at them or what?  I bet if she had a gun she would have been shooting seeing that I would.  WTF when will people see this has to stop?  But on one of the articles I read there were comments that supported this :zombiefuck: Shit like this is wrong on so many levels not to mention highly dangerous for everyone involved and for no good reason.
American Police hahaha

Good reason to have a gun :hyke:

...and steel doors.  :thumbup:

My front door is made of heavy steel.

Front, back, & interior leading to the garage here. :LOL:

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Re: A chainsaw WTF
« Reply #29 on: February 02, 2012, 09:01:15 AM »
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FITCHBURG, Mass. - A Massachusetts mother says the FBI used a chain saw blade to cut through her door and held her at gunpoint for at least 30 minutes before agents realized they were conducting a raid at the wrong home.

Judy Sanchez, of Fitchburg, says she awoke to heavy footsteps in the stairwell on Jan. 26 and walked into her kitchen in time to see a blade chop through her door.

"That's when I heard the clicking of a gun and I heard 'FBI, get down!', so I laid right on down," she told CBS station WBZ in Boston.
Link

 A chainsaw really come on did they want to have the people shoot at them or what?  I bet if she had a gun she would have been shooting seeing that I would.  WTF when will people see this has to stop?  But on one of the articles I read there were comments that supported this :zombiefuck: Shit like this is wrong on so many levels not to mention highly dangerous for everyone involved and for no good reason.
American Police hahaha

Good reason to have a gun :hyke:

...and steel doors.  :thumbup:

My front door is made of heavy steel.

My back door, inner front door and outer front door have aluminium cores with PVC cladding, insulated PVC bottom panels that might have some aluminium in them for strength and toughened glass double-glazed upper sections.  The doors have a fair bit of weight in them, and while they're not exactly impregnable, an intruder would be better off smashing their way through the large toughened glass, double-glazed downstairs windows if they weren't packing a battering ram.
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