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Christian advice for a suicidal Christian
« on: January 18, 2012, 02:53:27 PM »
http://www.behindthebadge.net/suicide/s89.html

That advice is either funny or sad. Don't know which one exactly.
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Re: Christian advice for a suicidal Christian
« Reply #1 on: January 18, 2012, 03:23:00 PM »
I'm not sure either.  I guess Ralph meant well, at least.

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Re: Christian advice for a suicidal Christian
« Reply #2 on: January 18, 2012, 03:29:18 PM »
Emo Christians :facepalm2:
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Re: Christian advice for a suicidal Christian
« Reply #3 on: January 18, 2012, 04:19:22 PM »
Emo Christians :facepalm2:

Suicidal christian you mean

And Ralph is a fucking cunt

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Re: Christian advice for a suicidal Christian
« Reply #4 on: January 18, 2012, 04:23:48 PM »
Read it he's not just suicidal he's very emo as well.  Too bad he's not muslim he could go blow himself up and be a martyr :mo:
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Re: Christian advice for a suicidal Christian
« Reply #5 on: January 18, 2012, 04:27:24 PM »
lol

I think the guy's main problem is that he thinks god is the only solution to his problems (and fcuktard Ralph isn't exactly helping him by reenfocring that)

Instead of going out and doing something about it, he's exasperated because his God won't do it for him, or because the devil is fucking with him

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Re: Christian advice for a suicidal Christian
« Reply #6 on: January 18, 2012, 04:28:44 PM »
I will pray for him :zoinks:
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Re: Christian advice for a suicidal Christian
« Reply #7 on: January 18, 2012, 04:33:25 PM »
Ralph needs to keep his day job & not volunteer for the sucide hotline anytime soon. :wanker:


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Re: Christian advice for a suicidal Christian
« Reply #8 on: January 18, 2012, 08:08:31 PM »
http://www.behindthebadge.net/suicide/s89.html

That advice is either funny or sad. Don't know which one exactly.


Bit of both? I laughed. Ralph is sucxh a kidder.
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Re: Christian advice for a suicidal Christian
« Reply #9 on: January 19, 2012, 05:57:24 AM »
Are we all reading the same thing?  If you cut the god bullshit out of it- which the OP wanted to have incorporated, from the sounds of it- there's actually good advice in there (i.e. "stop being a dick to others and your life will probably get better.")
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Re: Christian advice for a suicidal Christian
« Reply #10 on: January 19, 2012, 06:15:14 AM »
I disagree that it's good advice. And that's because I personally understand somewhat what that Christian questioner was feeling. He had doubts about God and His role in his life. He thought God saved him but is having a hard time trusting that God could save.

Ralph responds by assuming God may not be in his life and by putting the blame on him for failing to have God in his life, and then he adds some condescending Scriptures. He is arrogant and full of it.

Saying he needs to stop being a dick to people may be good advice, but a good advice is only good when it's not part of a shit advice that overrules the individually good advice.

While some secular readers (like you) may focus more on the "don't be a dick to other people" in Ralph's advice and act upon this particular bit itself rather than the repent and turn to God bit, this "Christian in need" is compelled to "look at the bigger picture" and humiliate himself for God by praying and praying continually and hoping God loves him enough to finally be in his life and change him and give him joy and peace only to realize that it's not God who'll make this person change but only he himself.

A person who happens to be a dick needs to change from the inside in order to change properly (and, sadly, some people don't have that capacity to change). Being encouraged to hide his shittiness behind God will only result in a shallow change that never lasts long anyway.
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Re: Christian advice for a suicidal Christian
« Reply #11 on: January 19, 2012, 05:03:24 PM »
I disagree that it's good advice. And that's because I personally understand somewhat what that Christian questioner was feeling. He had doubts about God and His role in his life. He thought God saved him but is having a hard time trusting that God could save.

Ralph responds by assuming God may not be in his life and by putting the blame on him for failing to have God in his life, and then he adds some condescending Scriptures. He is arrogant and full of it.

Saying he needs to stop being a dick to people may be good advice, but a good advice is only good when it's not part of a shit advice that overrules the individually good advice.

While some secular readers (like you) may focus more on the "don't be a dick to other people" in Ralph's advice and act upon this particular bit itself rather than the repent and turn to God bit, this "Christian in need" is compelled to "look at the bigger picture" and humiliate himself for God by praying and praying continually and hoping God loves him enough to finally be in his life and change him and give him joy and peace only to realize that it's not God who'll make this person change but only he himself.

A person who happens to be a dick needs to change from the inside in order to change properly (and, sadly, some people don't have that capacity to change). Being encouraged to hide his shittiness behind God will only result in a shallow change that never lasts long anyway.
Am I correct in inferring that you made the assumption that I've never been Christian?
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Re: Christian advice for a suicidal Christian
« Reply #12 on: January 19, 2012, 05:24:54 PM »
No, not really.
Love? Love is for the living, Sal. I'm only after her for one reason - she's my ticket out of here.

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Re: Christian advice for a suicidal Christian
« Reply #13 on: January 19, 2012, 05:25:56 PM »
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Love? Love is for the living, Sal. I'm only after her for one reason - she's my ticket out of here.