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60 Things Guys Should Know About Girls
« on: January 09, 2012, 06:31:12 AM »
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60 Things Guys Should Know About Girls

1) For all we talk about how hot guys are. We mostly care about there personality. Though a hot body is a plus

2) We are just as shy as you are about relationships

3) Many of us don't let you see us cry, unless we want you to comfort us

4) We like dropping small flirts, to see if you are interested. But we will later deny it or make it into a joke

5) Most of us prefer to be call beautiful than hot or sexy. But not all of us

6) We only wear mini skirts, tank tops and skimpy cloths for you (unless it's REALLY REALLY hot outside). So if you don't like what we wear say something likely look really nice today, but you know...I think I like you in jeans better'

7) We travel in groups for one of two reasons 1) because we want to share some form of gossip with each other or get advice on something 2) B/c we don't want to get caught by ourselves with you because we won't know what to say and are afraid we'll make a fool of ourselves

8) MOST girls spend about 15% of the time thinking about specific guys, 20% thinking of guys in general, 25% thinking of how to get guys to notice us and what to say when we do, 30% of the time TALKING about guys (even if someone else isn't listening), and 10% of the time doing something else

9) Girls automatically assume that all guys are ***** and only want to get into our pants until you prove otherwise (and even then some small part of us still thinks that)

10) Most girls are under the impression that guys only want skinny 'hot' girls

11) Most girls enjoy being paraded around once in awhile in front of your friends. We enjoy having you show us off to your friends, kind of like, 'Hey, look at my hot ass girlfriend! Aren't you jealous?" But we don't enjoy being nothing but a trophy girl

12) Nicknames like "Babe, or darling" are safe to call just about any girl. But beware of "Princess or Angel". Some girls will take offense to this thinking you are calling them to innocent or incapable of taking care of themselves.

13) Speaking of nicknames, almost every girl has ONE nickname that they just love to be called

14) Most girls will drop lots of hints to tell you that they like you, but won't come right out and say" I like you" or "I love you". If you think they like you, there is a good chance they do.

15) Scenario time! -You like a girl named Ashley, Ashley has a friend named Brenda. Brenda comes up you in the hall and asks "Do you like Ashley?"

More often than not in this scenario Ashley asked Brenda to ask you because she is to shy to ask you herself. And even if she didn't the first thing Brenda is going to do with your answer is tell Ashley. Now you are thinking "WHAT!? NO!! DON"T TELL HER THAT!!!" but in reality, this is a good thing. Because there is a good chance she already likes you. And if she doesn't, she will now be looking at you in a different way, and let me tell you. It's a lot easier to fall for a guy if you already know they like you. So its safe. So go ahead and tell Brenda that you like Ashley. Take a chance.

16) Girls hate it when guys say perverted things.

17) Girls love to feel special, even though they might not show it

18) Girls talk about everything with their girl friends. So unless you tell us not to tell them about something, they WILL know about it within 3 days. And if you are the girl's boyfriend, that means, you're possibly 90% of their conversation. And believe me, trash talking takes up most of it, unless you're a Greek god, which you're not...

19) Girls hate guys with bad hygiene.

20) Girls love it when a guy pulls them close by the waist

21) Most girls like a guy that will willing dance with them, even if he doesn't know how

22) Usually, when a girl is sarcastically mean to you, it means they're attracted to you, but are afraid that they'll be showing too much

23) A kiss on the hand with the right timing can be a REAL TURN-ON

24) Some girls can think about their crushes for 18+ hours straight. No exaggeration

25) When a guy says something really sentimental, girls will remember it forever

26) Girls get embarrassed easily, even if guys don't know what the hell just happened.

27) Girls daydream about their crushes ALL the time. They just don't show it.

28) When a girl is upset and wants you to listen, she wants you to listen. She doesn't need you to fix it or tell her how to. She just wants you to listen.

29) When a girl is crying, she feels a lot safer if you pull her close and tell her that everything is going to be all right. And more likely than not, it will endear them to you more than anything else.

30) Girls love it when guys say their name

31) Girls love confidence

32) When a girl cooks for you, you know you mean a lot to her

33) Girls hate it when other girls flirt. Yet they flirt themselves too. Ah, the beauty of irony

34) We don't enjoy talking dirty to you as much as you enjoy listening.

35) Saying something sweet might get you off the hook; doing something sweet will always get you off the hook.

36) Size does matter, but only to hoes; not girls that want relationships.

37) No matter what you say, your ex-girlfriend is a hoe to us. Not because we don't like your taste in women, because believe me WE do! its just that...we don't want to have to wonder if she is better than us. And if she is a hoe, we are better. So it makes things simple for us.

38) We are self-conscious by nature; we can't help it. But we CAN try and hide it.
39) Even if you think it is cool to burp, fart, or emit other strange gases from your body, it is not. Though we sometimes will tell you it is.

40) As far as you are concerned, we are beautiful at all times, and don't tell us different, unless you make it sound like a compliment (even if it isn't) Like, "You were really pretty yesterday when you wore -insert clothing/accessory here-, I think you should wear that more often"

41) Whatever you do, don't just show up at our house unexpected or at least without ringing the door bell...we run around in our underwear just like you do. And no matter how much you would like to see that, we will likely never talk to you again

42) DON'T CHEAT ON US. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and you will be dirt.

43) We want you to beware of every male relative and all guy friends. All of them would kick your ass at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the damn hat. We just don't want you to be too obvious.

44) We enjoy being kissed by you in front of your friends. It makes us feel like you care a lot about us.

45) You don't have PMS; so don't act like you know what it's like. Don't try to understand...believe me you never will.

46) Violent statements like "If that guy keeps looking at you, I'm going to tear his head off" are appealing

47) We don't want you to say you love us if you don't mean it

48) We love it when you make eye contact with us while we talk.

49) Most girls are afraid of losing our independence to guys (for some unknown reason)

50) If you ask a girl out directly, more likely than not, she will say yes to you. Even if she only has lukewarm feelings for you, because it will give her the chance to get to know you better and get to like you even more.

51) Most girls love it when guys ask them for advice.

52) Girls like it when you tell us what you are thinking, even if you don't understand it yourself

53) After you've been dating for a while, realize that we really have started to trust you. When you have a girlfriend who truly trusts you, you have a lot more responsibility, privilege and control than you would think. Be careful with it, most guys would kill for that kind of power, and it can be lost in a nanosecond

54) There is nothing wrong with being attentive and sensitive. However, this behavior can be carried too far. You don't have to hang on our every word or give in to our every whim. The thrill of the chase doesn't end after the first successful pick-up line. If you don't present us with some minor challenges, we're likely to get bored, or worse, feel that you're creepy and obsessive.

55) Variety is the spice of life. There are patterns underlying what your woman says she likes and doesn't like. It would benefit you far more to try and discern the nature of these than to repeat everything she admits to enjoying until she no longer does

56) Most men think the chase ends once they have us, but truly it has only just began.You must work even harder to keep us then you do you earn us. We not some trophy you can earn,put on a shelf and admire. You have to care for us like the living human beings we are.(see 54)

57)WHEN WE SAY NO ITS NO, SO STOP ASKING!!!

58)If someone flirts with you, its a complement. If you're not interested, accept it but dont flirt back.

59)The woman in your life needs to hear how you feel about her, and often. Tell her now

60)All women are complicated, and it is doubtful any man will ever fully be able to understand us.But we know that, so its going to be ok.

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Re: 60 Things Guys Should Know About Girls
« Reply #1 on: January 09, 2012, 07:06:22 AM »
"there personality"? :fp:

What about 48, what do you do there?

Wondering if there is a guys' equivalent of this list. Because I don't really fit the descriptions here. :dunno:
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Re: 60 Things Guys Should Know About Girls
« Reply #2 on: January 09, 2012, 07:14:17 AM »
"there personality"? :fp:

What about 48, what do you do there?

Wondering if there is a guys' equivalent of this list. Because I don't really fit the descriptions here. :dunno:

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Re: 60 Things Guys Should Know About Girls
« Reply #3 on: January 09, 2012, 07:26:39 AM »
"there personality"? :fp:

What about 48, what do you do there?

Wondering if there is a guys' equivalent of this list. Because I don't really fit the descriptions here. :dunno:

Guys don't do lists. If the girl is pleasant to be with, that is basically more than enough for most guys. And if she knows how to cook, even better.

As for point 48, which is about eye contact, good point. Why do girls have to be so mean? :-\

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Re: 60 Things Guys Should Know About Girls
« Reply #4 on: January 09, 2012, 07:30:18 AM »
Autistic girls aren't that mean. ;D
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Re: 60 Things Guys Should Know About Girls
« Reply #5 on: January 09, 2012, 07:32:12 AM »
Autistic girls aren't that mean. ;D

You're not mean, true. :P

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Re: 60 Things Guys Should Know About Girls
« Reply #6 on: January 09, 2012, 07:40:37 AM »
Thank you. :)

Though I mean to say autistic girls won't expect too much in the way of eye contact. There are probably a few more criteria on that list that wouldn't matter to an autistic girl either.
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Re: 60 Things Guys Should Know About Girls
« Reply #7 on: January 09, 2012, 08:37:11 AM »
no. 11
Not my idea of fun.

no's  12 and 13
Nope, just erm my name will be fine!

no. 15
Fuck those silly games,  unless you are thirteen years old.  Tell Brenda and Ashley to do one and go and find yourself a real woman.

no. 16
No they prefer you to be honest from the start and would rather know now than find you been seeing a hooker in ten years time because you like wearing rubber and can't get off unless you have a gimp ball in your mouth.

no. 18
Girls might.  Women are less likely.

no's 20 and 21
Cringe

no. 22
For some of us it's the only form of wit.  Means nothing.

no. 23
"A kiss on the hand with the right timing can be a REAL TURN-ON real time you may need a bucket handy"  there,  fixed.

no. 28
Nope.  Fix it.  She would hide it otherwise.

no.29
see ans for no. 28

no. 30
Yes always goes down better than saying someone else's.

no. 34
Rubbish.

no.40
Get that bucket handy again.

no.44
Bucket time again.

no. 46
Not appealing at all.  Macho man = bucket

no's 57 and 60
Possibly half true.

Of course i am not trying to speak for all women.  Just my own warped opinion.

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Re: 60 Things Guys Should Know About Girls
« Reply #8 on: January 09, 2012, 09:23:45 AM »


This list seems like it was written by an immature girl, not a woman.

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Re: 60 Things Guys Should Know About Girls
« Reply #9 on: January 09, 2012, 09:42:01 AM »
I got bored, and could not read what boys need to know about my kind of people.
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Re: 60 Things Guys Should Know About Girls
« Reply #10 on: January 09, 2012, 09:57:10 AM »
Yes i agree must have been written by someone who was not concentrating in class :laugh:
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Re: 60 Things Guys Should Know About Girls
« Reply #11 on: January 09, 2012, 12:01:46 PM »
DON'T EVER CALL ME BABE.  You can call me sweetheart, love, cunt, whore, but not that word.

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Re: 60 Things Guys Should Know About Girls
« Reply #12 on: January 09, 2012, 12:56:43 PM »


This list seems like it was written by an immature girl, not a woman.

lol, Yeah

It reminds me of the kinda thing a 14 year old girl would post in a myspace bulletin about 6 years ago

total bullshit btw

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Re: 60 Things Guys Should Know About Girls
« Reply #13 on: January 09, 2012, 03:06:32 PM »
I hate it when people think that they can speak for everyone else. What a self-righteous, ego-testicle bitch. :wanker:

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Re: 60 Things Guys Should Know About Girls
« Reply #14 on: January 09, 2012, 04:08:51 PM »
no. 11
Not my idea of fun.

no's  12 and 13
Nope, just erm my name will be fine!

no. 15
Fuck those silly games,  unless you are thirteen years old.  Tell Brenda and Ashley to do one and go and find yourself a real woman.

no. 16
No they prefer you to be honest from the start and would rather know now than find you been seeing a hooker in ten years time because you like wearing rubber and can't get off unless you have a gimp ball in your mouth.

no. 18
Girls might.  Women are less likely.

no's 20 and 21
Cringe

no. 22
For some of us it's the only form of wit.  Means nothing.

no. 23
"A kiss on the hand with the right timing can be a REAL TURN-ON real time you may need a bucket handy"  there,  fixed.

no. 28
Nope.  Fix it.  She would hide it otherwise.

no.29
see ans for no. 28

no. 30
Yes always goes down better than saying someone else's.

no. 34
Rubbish.

no.40
Get that bucket handy again.

no.44
Bucket time again.

no. 46
Not appealing at all.  Macho man = bucket

no's 57 and 60
Possibly half true.

Of course i am not trying to speak for all women.  Just my own warped opinion.


I actually agree with all of them with the possible exception of #28, because I have vented to my husband before with no expectation that he would be able to help me fix the problem.

If someone seriously said #46 to me, I would walk away from them and never look back because that sort of propensity for violence and jealousy would be a giant red flag to me for future domestic violence.

I agree that these sound like a girl's list rather than something a grown woman wrote.