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Re: so, whatever happened to eris ?
« Reply #60 on: January 05, 2012, 02:16:22 PM »
Hi eris.  I am pleased to make your acquaintance.
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Re: so, whatever happened to eris ?
« Reply #61 on: January 05, 2012, 03:39:31 PM »
Quote from: eris on January 04, 2012, 06:17:11 PM
Hi Lutra, Parts, Odeon, V, Icequeen, Psychopant and Zippo :):):):)

thank you bodie for the words, you (and all of you) are true friends.

Elle, hi :) and yeah, I'm using condoms. I promise :)
  Yes but are you just filling them up with water and dropping them off your balcony onto unsuspecting passers by?
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Re: so, whatever happened to eris ?
« Reply #62 on: January 05, 2012, 03:40:19 PM »
Quote from: bodaccea on January 05, 2012, 03:39:31 PM
Quote from: eris on January 04, 2012, 06:17:11 PM
Hi Lutra, Parts, Odeon, V, Icequeen, Psychopant and Zippo :):):):)

thank you bodie for the words, you (and all of you) are true friends.

Elle, hi :) and yeah, I'm using condoms. I promise :)
  Yes but are you just filling them up with water and dropping them off your balcony onto unsuspecting passers by?

 No, dear, that's just you.  :P
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Re: so, whatever happened to eris ?
« Reply #63 on: January 05, 2012, 03:43:05 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on January 05, 2012, 03:40:19 PM
Quote from: bodaccea on January 05, 2012, 03:39:31 PM
Quote from: eris on January 04, 2012, 06:17:11 PM
Hi Lutra, Parts, Odeon, V, Icequeen, Psychopant and Zippo :):):):)

thank you bodie for the words, you (and all of you) are true friends.

Elle, hi :) and yeah, I'm using condoms. I promise :)
  Yes but are you just filling them up with water and dropping them off your balcony onto unsuspecting passers by?

 No, dear, that's just you.  :P
SillyBilly is my middle name? :zoinks:
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Re: so, whatever happened to eris ?
« Reply #64 on: January 05, 2012, 03:44:26 PM »
Quote from: McMorrison on January 05, 2012, 02:16:22 PM
Hi eris.  I am pleased to make your acquaintance.

nice to meat you, too ;)

Quote from: bodaccea on January 05, 2012, 03:39:31 PM
Quote from: eris on January 04, 2012, 06:17:11 PM
Hi Lutra, Parts, Odeon, V, Icequeen, Psychopant and Zippo :):):):)

thank you bodie for the words, you (and all of you) are true friends.

Elle, hi :) and yeah, I'm using condoms. I promise :)
  Yes but are you just filling them up with water and dropping them off your balcony onto unsuspecting passers by?

those things are too damn expensive for that. Costs over a dollar a fuck >:(
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Re: so, whatever happened to eris ?
« Reply #65 on: January 05, 2012, 03:49:30 PM »
Quote from: bodaccea on January 05, 2012, 03:43:05 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on January 05, 2012, 03:40:19 PM
Quote from: bodaccea on January 05, 2012, 03:39:31 PM
Quote from: eris on January 04, 2012, 06:17:11 PM
Hi Lutra, Parts, Odeon, V, Icequeen, Psychopant and Zippo :):):):)

thank you bodie for the words, you (and all of you) are true friends.

Elle, hi :) and yeah, I'm using condoms. I promise :)
  Yes but are you just filling them up with water and dropping them off your balcony onto unsuspecting passers by?

 No, dear, that's just you.  :P
SillyBilly is my middle name? :zoinks:

 It probably is!  But that's why your little boy has so much fun!   :happydance:
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Re: so, whatever happened to eris ?
« Reply #66 on: January 05, 2012, 03:55:58 PM »
Indeed,  but i wants him to laugh along with me....not at me! :hahaha:
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Re: so, whatever happened to eris ?
« Reply #67 on: January 05, 2012, 03:57:38 PM »
Quote from: bodaccea on January 05, 2012, 03:55:58 PM
Indeed,  but i wants him to laugh along with me....not at me! :hahaha:

 With you, at you, as long as he's laughing it's all good!  :2thumbsup:
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Re: so, whatever happened to eris ?
« Reply #68 on: January 05, 2012, 08:15:17 PM »


Quote from: eris on January 05, 2012, 03:44:26 PM
those things are too damn expensive for that. Costs over a dollar a fuck >:(


Hell of a lot cheaper than having a kid.
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Re: so, whatever happened to eris ?
« Reply #69 on: January 05, 2012, 08:45:21 PM »
Quote from: earthboundmisfit on January 05, 2012, 08:15:17 PM


Quote from: eris on January 05, 2012, 03:44:26 PM
those things are too damn expensive for that. Costs over a dollar a fuck >:(


Hell of a lot cheaper than having a kid.
:indeed:
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Re: so, whatever happened to eris ?
« Reply #70 on: January 05, 2012, 09:20:50 PM »
Quote from: earthboundmisfit on January 05, 2012, 08:15:17 PM


Quote from: eris on January 05, 2012, 03:44:26 PM
those things are too damn expensive for that. Costs over a dollar a fuck >:(


Hell of a lot cheaper than having a kid.

 :plus:

Yep, one dollar a fuck v.s thousands of dollars a year for 18 years at least combined with personal commitments.

Once a day for a year is: $365
Estimated year for child: ~$11,111 (basing it on $200,000 over 18 years, sort of lower end)

The good news is that, you can fuck upto 30 times a day with those condoms before reaching that averaged cost of raising a child per year. That's just a conservative financial cost, the personal cost... Yeah, too subjective to estimate.

TL;DR: He's right, and you can fuck up to 30 times a day before having a child (without any more fucking) is less costly.


« Last Edit: January 05, 2012, 09:23:06 PM by ProfessorFarnsworth »
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Re: so, whatever happened to eris ?
« Reply #71 on: January 05, 2012, 09:25:28 PM »
Glad to see that you're back. At least you've got fuckbuddies to help you through your troubles.
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Re: so, whatever happened to eris ?
« Reply #72 on: January 05, 2012, 09:26:42 PM »
30 ! gah, my vagina would fall off

i think the most ive had was about 7 a day
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Re: so, whatever happened to eris ?
« Reply #73 on: January 05, 2012, 09:27:02 PM »
Quote from: Serpent Throne on January 05, 2012, 09:25:28 PM
Glad to see that you're back. At least you've got fuckbuddies to help you through your troubles.

thank you, pentagram
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