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Offline "couldbecousin"

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Re: HOLY SHIT! I HAVE ORAL SEX KARMA
« Reply #15 on: October 16, 2011, 02:10:38 PM »
Quote from: Shotgun Surgeon on October 16, 2011, 02:07:50 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on October 16, 2011, 02:06:43 PM
Quote from: Stultus Saxum on October 15, 2011, 01:44:38 PM
I thought 69 meant the "missionary" position. :orly:

 No, I reckon that would be  99.  :orly:

really wouldnt mind 99 karma right now

 All in good time, stay centered and be present in the now!    :meditate:
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Re: HOLY SHIT! I HAVE ORAL SEX KARMA
« Reply #16 on: October 16, 2011, 02:29:27 PM »
Wouldn't 99 be doggie style?
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Re: HOLY SHIT! I HAVE ORAL SEX KARMA
« Reply #17 on: October 16, 2011, 02:31:00 PM »
Quote from: Jack on October 16, 2011, 02:29:27 PM
Wouldn't 99 be doggie style?

 Ooops, I suppose it might.  I need to confine my comments to stuff I actually know.  :laugh:
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Re: HOLY SHIT! I HAVE ORAL SEX KARMA
« Reply #18 on: October 16, 2011, 03:56:32 PM »
Missionary position is mutual planking, as in WPlanking.
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Re: HOLY SHIT! I HAVE ORAL SEX KARMA
« Reply #19 on: October 16, 2011, 06:02:55 PM »
Quote from: Jack on October 16, 2011, 02:29:27 PM
Wouldn't 99 be doggie style?

hmm. doggy seems more like 39.

99 is someone on top someone's back, one of my least favorite positions btw.
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Re: HOLY SHIT! I HAVE ORAL SEX KARMA
« Reply #20 on: October 17, 2011, 11:13:29 AM »
96 is after you have been married a while and just sleep back to back.
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Re: HOLY SHIT! I HAVE ORAL SEX KARMA
« Reply #21 on: October 17, 2011, 11:26:44 AM »
88 is fat lesbians making out
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Re: HOLY SHIT! I HAVE ORAL SEX KARMA
« Reply #22 on: October 17, 2011, 02:17:58 PM »
LOL! i check my karma to see who put me to 69 in the first place and i find

renaeden ... + 1 karma - reason: not any more

PPK ... - 1 karma - reason: "back to 69"


i seriously LOLED! thanks to both of you!!!
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                                                         Zippo, Shotgun Surgeon.
if theres bees in the trap im catching them, by the thorax and abdomen. and sanding there stingers down to a rough quill. then i dip em in ink and i scribble a bit, and if the wriggle than i tickle them until they hold still, let me say it again, in my land of pretend, i use bees as a mother fucking pen!

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Re: HOLY SHIT! I HAVE ORAL SEX KARMA
« Reply #23 on: October 17, 2011, 03:08:46 PM »
I'm making this post to find out what karma I have without having to scroll all the way up and click on my profile becuase I'm too lazy to do that and I will comment on interest or lack of interest in my karma number after I view this post in a few seconds
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Re: HOLY SHIT! I HAVE ORAL SEX KARMA
« Reply #24 on: October 17, 2011, 03:09:06 PM »
849... haha!
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Re: HOLY SHIT! I HAVE ORAL SEX KARMA
« Reply #25 on: October 17, 2011, 03:14:36 PM »
Quote from: Adam on October 17, 2011, 03:09:06 PM
849... haha!

yes but your karma to post ration is quite a bit under 1/10 {1 karma for every 10 posts]
mine is above 1/10 :P
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                                                         Zippo, Shotgun Surgeon.
if theres bees in the trap im catching them, by the thorax and abdomen. and sanding there stingers down to a rough quill. then i dip em in ink and i scribble a bit, and if the wriggle than i tickle them until they hold still, let me say it again, in my land of pretend, i use bees as a mother fucking pen!

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Re: HOLY SHIT! I HAVE ORAL SEX KARMA
« Reply #26 on: October 17, 2011, 03:16:24 PM »
I value quantity over quality :M
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Re: HOLY SHIT! I HAVE ORAL SEX KARMA
« Reply #27 on: October 17, 2011, 03:33:22 PM »
Quote from: Shotgun Surgeon on October 17, 2011, 03:14:36 PM
Quote from: Adam on October 17, 2011, 03:09:06 PM
849... haha!

yes but your karma to post ration is quite a bit under 1/10 {1 karma for every 10 posts]
mine is above 1/10 :P

Mine was too, until I hit 4600.  It gets harder to maintain the higher your postcount gets.  For me anyway, some have done very well, like EBM and Les.
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Re: HOLY SHIT! I HAVE ORAL SEX KARMA
« Reply #28 on: October 17, 2011, 03:39:01 PM »
Quote from: Queen Victoria on October 16, 2011, 02:10:04 PM
Well, is this oral sex karma curable?  or is it a chronic condition?

Mine passed quickly, I laid on my back and thought of England!    :laugh:
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Re: HOLY SHIT! I HAVE ORAL SEX KARMA
« Reply #29 on: October 17, 2011, 08:50:43 PM »
Quote from: eris on October 17, 2011, 11:26:44 AM
88 is fat lesbians making out

 Or two of ME standing in line at the grocery store!    :snowman: :snowman:
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