A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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Open the door naked and holding a kitchen knife.
Quote from: Binty on September 22, 2011, 11:18:19 AMOpen the door naked and holding a kitchen knife.Over 20 years ago we rented an apartment. One evening I heard a rattling of the door knob and someone banging on the door. I left the kitchen with a butcher's knife in my hand (I was probably cutting up some chicken) and answered the door. The poor guy took a look at me and the knife and said something along the lines of sorry, wrong apartment. A few minutes later my downstairs neighbor came up laughing and apologized for his friend who was trying to play a trick on him. Gee, I guess a 4 foot 11 person can be intimidating especially when she answers the door holding a bloody butcher knife.