One of my neighbours kept telling me how good he was at tennis. I told him to call round one day, and I'd give him a game.
He called round today, and told me he'd take it easy on me 
I whipped his ass 
I think he was embarrassed. He was actually trying to cheat 
I let him cheat, and still thrashed him
I've told him to drop round for a rematch any time he wants. I think I'll have a long wait 
Haha, good on you for giving him a thrashing.
I used to be totally obsessed with tennis. That was before I found out I have no depth perception. No wonder I was so shit at it.
I have no real talent, except for good reflexes. I play a lot though, and have became kind of half decent.
My tactics are to run around the baseline keeping the ball in play, like a really crap Rafa Nadal, followed by a suicidal charge to the net. which I am good at.
I can beat a lot of players, but as soon as I play against a good club level player, I get thrashed
