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Re: What have you done today? (Pt 2)
« Reply #4530 on: December 29, 2013, 03:39:06 AM »
The underlying causes are probably the four f's. Female, fat, fertile and over forty.  :laugh:

You mean three f's and one o? :tard:
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Let me rephrase it, for you, über literal aspie. Female, fat, fertile and forty+.

Thank you. :asthing:

Writing that down makes me like a mature cheese.  :hyke:
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Re: What have you done today? (Pt 2)
« Reply #4531 on: December 29, 2013, 03:41:07 AM »
Teenage cheeses should be allowed to mature for some time. They need guidance.
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Re: What have you done today? (Pt 2)
« Reply #4532 on: December 29, 2013, 03:42:03 AM »
Spoken like a true father.  :CanofWorms:
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Re: What have you done today? (Pt 2)
« Reply #4533 on: December 29, 2013, 03:54:26 AM »
I am talking about cheese.

As for teenage daughters, they should be locked in as a preventive measure.
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Re: What have you done today? (Pt 2)
« Reply #4534 on: December 29, 2013, 04:24:23 AM »
I am talking about cheese.

As for teenage daughters, they should be locked in as a preventive measure.

Why?

Must be because you never were a teenage daughter.
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Re: What have you done today? (Pt 2)
« Reply #4535 on: December 29, 2013, 04:35:01 AM »
He is going to convert to Islam soon  :M

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Re: What have you done today? (Pt 2)
« Reply #4536 on: December 29, 2013, 06:30:41 AM »
I am talking about cheese.

As for teenage daughters, they should be locked in as a preventive measure.

An older woman I talked to a while ago said she had noticed it was hard on the fathers to see their daughters date. And she wondered why the fathers did not trust either their own daughters, or the boyfriends they had.

If you raised her well, you have nothing to worry, Odeon. And if you keep your house a safe place for her, she will be fine, whatever heartbreak may happen.
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Re: What have you done today? (Pt 2)
« Reply #4537 on: December 29, 2013, 06:32:11 AM »
I've done my lingerie and petticoat washing. Now I should be hanging it out to dry. My bedding is now taking a spin in the washing machine.
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Re: What have you done today? (Pt 2)
« Reply #4538 on: December 30, 2013, 08:47:03 PM »
Today was a funny day.  Seemed to have worked hard but look around and house is a bit messy.  It is just Christmas blaaargh.


Today, there was no hanky panky.  :grrr:
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Re: What have you done today? (Pt 2)
« Reply #4539 on: December 30, 2013, 11:56:24 PM »
Took the PR bowling, went to a friend's house for an impromptu pizza meal, AA meeting.
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Re: What have you done today? (Pt 2)
« Reply #4540 on: December 31, 2013, 01:07:42 AM »
Today was a funny day.  Seemed to have worked hard but look around and house is a bit messy.  It is just Christmas blaaargh.


Today, there was no hanky panky.  :grrr:

New morning, new chances for the day.

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Re: What have you done today? (Pt 2)
« Reply #4541 on: January 03, 2014, 01:35:32 AM »
I am talking about cheese.

As for teenage daughters, they should be locked in as a preventive measure.

Why?

Must be because you never were a teenage daughter.

Probably.

There are a dozen reasons to why, with new ones added every day. I love my daughter but sometimes I swear she does it all on purpose, namely to drive me crazy. :GA:
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Re: What have you done today? (Pt 2)
« Reply #4542 on: January 03, 2014, 01:36:49 AM »
I am talking about cheese.

As for teenage daughters, they should be locked in as a preventive measure.

An older woman I talked to a while ago said she had noticed it was hard on the fathers to see their daughters date. And she wondered why the fathers did not trust either their own daughters, or the boyfriends they had.

If you raised her well, you have nothing to worry, Odeon. And if you keep your house a safe place for her, she will be fine, whatever heartbreak may happen.

I really, really hope I raised her well. It's a cruel world out there.
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Re: What have you done today? (Pt 2)
« Reply #4543 on: January 03, 2014, 12:25:11 PM »
I am talking about cheese.

As for teenage daughters, they should be locked in as a preventive measure.

Why?

Must be because you never were a teenage daughter.

Probably.

There are a dozen reasons to why, with new ones added every day. I love my daughter but sometimes I swear she does it all on purpose, namely to drive me crazy. :GA:

Right now, I am being driven crazy. Locking mine up would be nice idea.
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Re: What have you done today? (Pt 2)
« Reply #4544 on: January 03, 2014, 02:49:03 PM »
Shoveled snow
Sorted stuff in the office
Took a nap  :2thumbsup:
Sorted stuff in my basement workshop
Cleaned up some old electric motors and made sure they worked before I put them in storage
"Eat it up.  Wear it out.  Make it do or do without." 

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