Entertain Trigger 11

[Queen Victoria]

I'd be honored to have a dance with you!

Or if you'd rather, I could stop stalking CBC and turn my attention on you?

All CBC and I would have to do is hide in a wheat field.  We're so short the wheat stalks would hide us.

P.S.  How are your Scottish dancing skills?  Would you look good in a kilt?  Would the sporran hang parallel or fly perpendicular to your kilt?

[Trigger 11]

Well, you are being stalked already, because i am being friendly to you and responded to you post. See, that shows obsession!

How are your Scottish dancing skills?
Good, but not as good as my break dancing skillz!

Would you look good in a kilt?
Have you not seen my fine, firm round ass? Of course!

Would the sporran hang parallel or fly perpendicular to your kilt?
Depends on who is around. There certainly wouldn't be anything prohibiting free movement and everything would be aired out.

[Queen Victoria]

"Well, you are being stalked already, because i am being friendly to you and responded to you post. See, that shows obsession!"

Obsession, intelligence and good taste. 

[The_Chosen_One]