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Stiletto Police
« on: August 15, 2011, 04:31:51 AM »


They have LED lights and there is a usb adaptor in the heel so you can recharge
on your computer.   I doubt if i would wear them but i still want them


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Re: Stiletto Police
« Reply #1 on: August 15, 2011, 04:52:35 AM »
I don't even know what to think here? Are they shoes advertising the police? Why?
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Re: Stiletto Police
« Reply #2 on: August 15, 2011, 08:15:47 AM »
Only in America......  :zombiefuck:
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Re: Stiletto Police
« Reply #3 on: August 15, 2011, 09:09:23 AM »
Don't forget the handcuffs!  :zoinks:

Damn those ARE cool.

The Icequeen has never quite mastered the art of walking in high heels though.  ::)
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Re: Stiletto Police
« Reply #4 on: August 15, 2011, 10:53:44 AM »
Quote from: Jimmy Hopkins on August 15, 2011, 08:15:47 AM
Only in America......  :zombiefuck:

It seems that certain people have a hard-on for authority regardless of location.
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Re: Stiletto Police
« Reply #5 on: August 15, 2011, 11:23:37 AM »
It's the fashion police! :zoinks:

Oh, that's cool, but did you know that here in America, a company named Carbon is coming out with the world's FIRST police car that was designed specifically for law enforcement, by law enforcement?



Ooooh... authority... :autism:
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Re: Stiletto Police
« Reply #6 on: August 15, 2011, 12:25:09 PM »
Quote from: Al Swearengen on August 15, 2011, 04:52:35 AM
I don't even know what to think here? Are they shoes advertising the police? Why?

I think they are aimed at those who like to dress up.  I think they look quite sexy.  Alas, like
IceQueen i could not walk very far in them!
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Re: Stiletto Police
« Reply #7 on: August 15, 2011, 02:27:42 PM »
I do have a thing for shoes.  You can never have enough...

these are reported to be 'the most expensive' in the world. They are on sale for a mere £140K!
   
 
made entirely from solid gold and encrusted with 2,200 diamonds!  You can buy a 4 bed house for that here...i can dream though!
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Re: Stiletto Police
« Reply #8 on: August 15, 2011, 03:42:16 PM »
Quote from: bodaccea on August 15, 2011, 02:27:42 PM
I do have a thing for shoes.  You can never have enough...

these are reported to be 'the most expensive' in the world. They are on sale for a mere £140K!
   
 
made entirely from solid gold and encrusted with 2,200 diamonds!  You can buy a 4 bed house for that here...i can dream though!

At least you would be quite stylish walking the streets pushing your grocery cart of possessions.
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Re: Stiletto Police
« Reply #9 on: August 15, 2011, 03:56:01 PM »
Looks like speakers too. Do the have a siren?
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Re: Stiletto Police
« Reply #10 on: August 15, 2011, 04:14:31 PM »
No siren i am afraid.  Can you imagine it
'ner ner ner ner'   I reckon it would completely
clear the queue in the chip shop. 

They do have dinky little wing mirrors though, i
only just noticed them.

@QV - i am surprised Her Majesty doesn't already
have a pair of the gold ones -  for banquets and stuff.
Have to say i don't really like them.  A bit too much
'bling'.   

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Re: Stiletto Police
« Reply #11 on: August 15, 2011, 04:48:57 PM »
Ok check these out


These are from 'costume national'  and the counter on the side tells you how many stairs you have climbed :zoinks:
 :dunno: not something i usually have trouble with but i do like them.
 :screwy:


These are from Aphrodite Project platform - designed to keep sex workers safer!

The Aphrodite projects has taken steps to protect street-walkers with Platforms. The shoes have a built in audible alarm to scare off attackers, and when the alarm is triggered, the prostitute’s position is transmitted to either the police (in places where prostitution is legal) or to sex worker’s rights groups.

The GPS unit uses APRS (Automatic Packet Reporting System) a system which uses amateur radio frequencies to send data.
I just wonder how people can walk in those!





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Re: Stiletto Police
« Reply #12 on: August 15, 2011, 04:54:36 PM »
Surely, with today's technology, those can be made MUCH smaller. Like those LifeAlert things that have been advertised for years.
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Re: Stiletto Police
« Reply #13 on: August 15, 2011, 05:16:24 PM »
Quote from: bodaccea on August 15, 2011, 04:48:57 PM
Ok check these out


These are from 'costume national'  and the counter on the side tells you how many stairs you have climbed :zoinks:
 :dunno: not something i usually have trouble with but i do like them.
 :screwy:


These are from Aphrodite Project platform - designed to keep sex workers safer!

The Aphrodite projects has taken steps to protect street-walkers with Platforms. The shoes have a built in audible alarm to scare off attackers, and when the alarm is triggered, the prostitute’s position is transmitted to either the police (in places where prostitution is legal) or to sex worker’s rights groups.

The GPS unit uses APRS (Automatic Packet Reporting System) a system which uses amateur radio frequencies to send data.
I just wonder how people can walk in those!



Well, I suppose they spend a lot of time on their backs or knees so hopefully there's not too much walking.
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Re: Stiletto Police
« Reply #14 on: August 15, 2011, 05:17:23 PM »
Quote from: bodaccea on August 15, 2011, 04:14:31 PM
No siren i am afraid.  Can you imagine it
'ner ner ner ner'   I reckon it would completely
clear the queue in the chip shop. 

They do have dinky little wing mirrors though, i
only just noticed them.

@QV - i am surprised Her Majesty doesn't already
have a pair of the gold ones -  for banquets and stuff.
Have to say i don't really like them.  A bit too much
'bling'.

That's why we have such long skirts.  To hide the bling and othe goodies. :eyebrows:
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