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Re: pressing the 'new topic' button on accident, and acting on it.
« Reply #15 on: July 31, 2011, 06:02:49 PM »
this thread is so fantastic

SO fantastic

its giving me a slight erection

not a full one

but like... "a soft heavy sausage", im sure you know what i mean!

Oooooh, I wasn't aware that I had brushed that on accident too.

I feel so proud now.

*swings it like a propellar*

 Somebody's going to lose an eye!   :soapbox:
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Re: pressing the 'new topic' button on accident, and acting on it.
« Reply #16 on: July 31, 2011, 06:05:11 PM »
 :zombiefuck:

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Re: pressing the 'new topic' button on accident, and acting on it.
« Reply #17 on: July 31, 2011, 06:06:00 PM »
I feel a draft............... :dunno:

*swings faster*

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Re: pressing the 'new topic' button on accident, and acting on it.
« Reply #18 on: July 31, 2011, 06:07:05 PM »
Hey, get the balls out and you can play conkers.

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Re: pressing the 'new topic' button on accident, and acting on it.
« Reply #19 on: July 31, 2011, 06:18:41 PM »
lets measure our penii!

mine is roughly 50 centimetres, counting the whole shaft, all the way up my pelvis, and stretching it out, with every bit of strength i can muster

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Re: pressing the 'new topic' button on accident, and acting on it.
« Reply #20 on: July 31, 2011, 06:24:43 PM »
this thread is so fantastic

SO fantastic

its giving me a slight erection

not a full one

but like... "a soft heavy sausage", im sure you know what i mean!

 The horror... the horror...  :zombiefuck:

just had to:
:D

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Re: pressing the 'new topic' button on accident, and acting on it.
« Reply #21 on: July 31, 2011, 06:25:19 PM »
this thread is so fantastic

SO fantastic

its giving me a slight erection

not a full one

but like... "a soft heavy sausage", im sure you know what i mean!

Oooooh, I wasn't aware that I had brushed that on accident too.

I feel so proud now.

*swings it like a propellar*

 Somebody's going to lose an eye!   :soapbox:

Or get a close up view of one.  :zoinks:
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

nice is just something written on biscuits.  

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Re: pressing the 'new topic' button on accident, and acting on it.
« Reply #22 on: July 31, 2011, 06:29:38 PM »
this thread is so fantastic

SO fantastic

its giving me a slight erection

not a full one

but like... "a soft heavy sausage", im sure you know what i mean!

Oooooh, I wasn't aware that I had brushed that on accident too.

I feel so proud now.

*swings it like a propellar*

 Somebody's going to lose an eye!   :soapbox:

Or get a close up view of one.  :zoinks:

nono, thats a common mistake
"penii" has nothing to do with "pen-eye"

ROFL ROFL ROFLR OFLRFOL LFROF LFL

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Re: pressing the 'new topic' button on accident, and acting on it.
« Reply #23 on: July 31, 2011, 06:38:31 PM »
This topic GREATLY AMUSES me.
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My brain is both uninhibited and uninhabited.

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Re: pressing the 'new topic' button on accident, and acting on it.
« Reply #24 on: July 31, 2011, 06:40:42 PM »
this thread is so fantastic

SO fantastic

its giving me a slight erection

not a full one

but like... "a soft heavy sausage", im sure you know what i mean!

Oooooh, I wasn't aware that I had brushed that on accident too.

I feel so proud now.

*swings it like a propellar*

 Somebody's going to lose an eye!   :soapbox:

Or get a close up view of one.  :zoinks:

nono, thats a common mistake
"penii" has nothing to do with "pen-eye"

ROFL ROFL ROFLR OFLRFOL LFROF LFL

I meant the eye of the penis old bean.  :P
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

nice is just something written on biscuits.  

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Re: pressing the 'new topic' button on accident, and acting on it.
« Reply #25 on: July 31, 2011, 06:51:00 PM »
this thread is so fantastic

SO fantastic

its giving me a slight erection

not a full one

but like... "a soft heavy sausage", im sure you know what i mean!

Oooooh, I wasn't aware that I had brushed that on accident too.

I feel so proud now.

*swings it like a propellar*

 Somebody's going to lose an eye!   :soapbox:

Or get a close up view of one.  :zoinks:

nono, thats a common mistake
"penii" has nothing to do with "pen-eye"

ROFL ROFL ROFLR OFLRFOL LFROF LFL

I meant the eye of the penis old bean.  :P

Risin' up, back on the street
Did my time, took my chances
Went the distance, now I'm back on my feet
Just a man and his will to survive

So many times, it happens too fast
You change your passion for glory
Don't lose your grip on the dreams of the past
You must fight just to keep them alive

Chorus:
It's the eye of the penis, it's the cream of the fight
Risin' up to the challenge of our rival
And the last known survivor stalks his prey in the night
And he's watchin' us all in the eye of the penis

Face to face, out in the heat
Hangin' tough, stayin' hungry
They stack the odds 'til we take to the street
For we kill with the skill to survive

chorus

Risin' up, straight to the top
Have the guts, got the glory
Went the distance, now I'm not gonna stop
Just a man and his will to survive

chorus

The eye of the penis (repeats out)...

:'''''''''''D

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Re: pressing the 'new topic' button on accident, and acting on it.
« Reply #26 on: July 31, 2011, 06:58:38 PM »
this thread is so fantastic

SO fantastic

its giving me a slight erection

not a full one

but like... "a soft heavy sausage", im sure you know what i mean!

Oooooh, I wasn't aware that I had brushed that on accident too.

I feel so proud now.

*swings it like a propellar*

 Somebody's going to lose an eye!   :soapbox:

Or get a close up view of one.  :zoinks:

nono, thats a common mistake
"penii" has nothing to do with "pen-eye"

ROFL ROFL ROFLR OFLRFOL LFROF LFL

I meant the eye of the penis old bean.  :P

Risin' up, back on the street
Did my time, took my chances
Went the distance, now I'm back on my feet
Just a man and his will to survive

So many times, it happens too fast
You change your passion for glory
Don't lose your grip on the dreams of the past
You must fight just to keep them alive

Chorus:
It's the eye of the penis, it's the cream of the fight
Risin' up to the challenge of our rival
And the last known survivor stalks his prey in the night
And he's watchin' us all in the eye of the penis

Face to face, out in the heat
Hangin' tough, stayin' hungry
They stack the odds 'til we take to the street
For we kill with the skill to survive

chorus

Risin' up, straight to the top
Have the guts, got the glory
Went the distance, now I'm not gonna stop
Just a man and his will to survive

chorus

The eye of the penis (repeats out)...

:'''''''''''D

 :plus:

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Re: pressing the 'new topic' button on accident, and acting on it.
« Reply #27 on: July 31, 2011, 07:15:20 PM »
There seems to be a musty odor in here somewhere.   :dunno:

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Re: pressing the 'new topic' button on accident, and acting on it.
« Reply #28 on: July 31, 2011, 07:19:04 PM »
There seems to be a musty odor in here somewhere.   :dunno:

you might actually be suffering a stroke

if either one of your arms go numb, hurry back, and keep us posted! (use the arm that still functions properly)

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Re: pressing the 'new topic' button on accident, and acting on it.
« Reply #29 on: July 31, 2011, 07:38:37 PM »
:trainwreck:

Thread derailed.