A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.
14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?
Hungry, my parmo won't arrive for an hour Also annoyed by the trick or treaters, giving my dog a heart attack.Since when did Freddy Krueger like kissing dogs anyway?
Dreading the rest of the year because of the PR's mental condition.
like blowing the head off of everyone i dont like with a four bore.
Quote from: Zippo on October 31, 2011, 03:19:08 PMlike blowing the head off of everyone i dont like with a four bore.*Bodi ducks*