A skeleton walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and says, “I’d like a beer and a mop.”
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Quote from: odeon on June 23, 2014, 10:19:55 AM Such a great character! I am watching the show for the first time, free-on-demand.
Tomorrow will be fish fillets cooked in butter and garlic with a mix-up of corn kernels, eggplant, tomatoes and black beans with the rest of the french bread.
Monday and Thursday = beansTuesday and Friday = fishWednesday and Saturday = chickenSunday = pork or roast beef.
You'll never self-actualize the subconscious canopy of stardust with that attitude.
Pissed off and disappointed.
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!
Quote from: Pyraxis on June 25, 2014, 07:07:10 AMPissed off and disappointed. I'm sorry to hear that. I am a bit disheartened myself, and in need of a kick in the ass.
Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.